Saturday, December 6, 2008

Cavs and Cents

The Cavs have been on fire, no kidding. Have you watched? If not, log off and remove my blog from your Bookmarks. (I know you just sneered and thought, 'as if I'd bookmark this waste of an internet destination'. Oh well bucko, you're reading it right now, I win.)

Anyways, the Cavs made me $.10 last night. That's right. TEN CENTS. A dime. Ten pennies. Add it up how you want, I don't care, just give me my cents. Tonight they are 8.5 point underdogs to Charlotte. Charlotte hasn't been cool since Zo and Grandmama rocked the bass on a nighly. However, I think the Cavs can surely cover the spread. Some skeptics may think they Cavs may run out of gas, but I say not tonight, kind sir. Not when I just put another $.10 on my boys.

"How can this crazy SOB bet $.10 on a Cavs game?" - the little kid next door, right after wizzing a snowball at my home office window.

As I laughed, wiped the snow and glass from my face, smeared the blood on my cheek like I was a random in 300, I then bellowed "CENTSPORTS.COM you thug!". He ran. I'm wearing a He-Man band-aid which I think has been laying around since the mid eighties. Moving on...

Centsports.com gives you $.10 for becoming a member, and then your bets are paid for (if you lose, which I never do. Really. Ok, maybe sometimes. Jerkface.) by advertisers. You can even get Payout bonuses on your bets by watching an ad. It takes less than a second.

You can invite your friends, get paid for what they win, track their bets and even comment on them.

Coach for example is a Navy Veteran (props), and today took Navy +11 vs Army. I called it a 'homer' bet for obvious reasons. He's probably going to shoot me. It happens. It's CentSports, it's fun.

I bet a soccer match today for $.05 - at least I think it's soccer. It looked like a good bet, so I went with it. It's only a nickel. You feeling this yet?

Join me on Centsports.com - it's free and it never costs you anything! Some people on there have won $700+, so why not? It's FREE. Click here to join: http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=305251

Well, I have to go duct tape my window and find that kid with an arm like Jeff George. Wish me luck. Oh yeah, Go Chievo Verona. The game is in progress as we speak. Guess I bet it at the last minute! I hope I win $.0714!! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Out!

- Saltz

1 comment:

Coach said...

CentSports is good fun for now, as I (and I'm sure many people) refresh their minds on how it is to make sports bets on the daily. Betting once a week is nothing. Even though you are starting out with little bits of change, betting everyday makes you feel like you are part of the cast of "Two For The Money."

Some of the top guys on this site have already accumulated more than $800 (2 guys above $800, 2 guys above ($700). Oh, check that shit. The top earner is a female! WOW!

Anyway, like Salty said, yesterday I bet $0.15 on Navy (-11.5). I watched an advertisement giving me a 50% payout bonus if I win. So Navy crushed Army 34-0 (34 to 11.5 with the spread added in). So my take on that $0.15 bet was $0.20.

Then I bet $0.06 on the Penguins to beat the Senators, which they should have done easily. But they didn't and I lost $0.08.

Then I bet $0.08 that the Cavs would beat Charlotte by 8.5 points. They destroyed them by 20 with the studs sitting out all of the 4th quarter, and I watched an add prior to the wager, so my take on this was $0.10.

2 of 3 in one day. It makes following sporting events a little bit more fun and interesting. Everyone loves fantasy football, well this takes it to a whole nutha level. It's like fantasy sports (in general). Bet on anything you want, whenever you want. Start small but build your bank. All for free. Then cash out and get paid. Sweet.