Second Quarter...

Jamal Lewis runs for nothing.

Cribbs runs the ball. Nothing. "That play was doomed." - Doom Master Announcer

3rd and 12 now. Awesome.

Dorsey in the shotgun. Hell, shoot me. He throws it into the ground as the Eagles rushed 7. Boy, it's nice to see a team blitz. I forgot what it was like. HINT - HINT.

Browns kick off, Cribbs with a great tackle. What doesn't he do? Kent State, what?

I think I said it a few days ago; this new Jim Carrey movie looks TERRIBLE. If you want to see it, please send me a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope and I'll send you $7. Test me.

Brian Westbrook runs for 3 yards. Metsch isn't liking that.

McNabb rolls out, throws it over Westbrooks head in the flat.

Shaun Smith is a big man in his own right.

McNabb hit as he throws. Kevin Curtis catches it. Gains 16. WHY?

McNabb under pressure (again) and throws to Baskett. Loss of 2 yards. For the record, Baskett is the guy that is dating/getting married to Kendra from 'Girls Next Door'. See the picture.

McNabb dices us again for 15 yards. He may throw for 400 yards. Seriously.

1st and 10. Ball at the 48. Westbrook runs for about 4.

Buckhalter up the gut for a first down. Why do we even pay the defense?

McNabb with a bullet to DeSean Jackson. Down at about the 7. Unbelievable.

Brian Westbrook runs to the left side. Shawn Rogers in some serious pain. Damn the man.

2nd and goal. McNabb throwing. Almost intercepted! Good play by the Defense!

3rd and goal. SEAN JONES WITH AN INTERCEPTION! WOOHOO!!

That is why we pay the defense!!!

Dorsey incomplete. SHOCKER.

Jamal Lewis with a no gain. Where's his wheels?

3rd down...I'd be standing! Shotgun formation. Dorsey to Edwards! Gain of 20! They just called Edwards 'Mr. Monday Night'. I like it. So far this season he's been an Infomercial.

Dorsey incomplete. Deja Vu.

Asante Samuel intercepts Ken Dorsey and takes it to the house. Somebody glue my eyes closed.

Eagles 17. Browns 3. I mean, really? I'm barely covering the spread. 4 minutes left until half time.

Dorsey sacked. Browns will punt.

Joe Thomas got straight beat on that.

Guess who made the tackle? That's right. Josh F-Ing Cribbs. That's what his jersey should say.

1st and 10. Can I put my $.1o on the fact that I think they'll score?

McNabb run down by...Willie McGinest? Wow. I thought the only person he could run down was Romeo. Bad joke?

3rd and 6. Of course they get the first. GAG ME WITH A GREEN SPOON. DeSean Jackson continues to break us down. Even a rookie.

1st and 10 from the 39. McNabb to Avant. He wanted it more. Now they're in the red zone. Really, can I bet that $.1o? Throw me a bone.

Westbrook runs for about 6. Timeout for the Eagles. I think they are deciding who deserves to score most. Or Andy Reid is checking his fantasy score to see who should score.

"Um, I need McNabb to run this one in. I mean, let's do a QB keeper. Yeah, that'd be good for 6 points. In this game, not my fantasy league. I really want to win!" - Andy Reid

McNabb throws - down to the 2 yard line. 27 seconds left. Westbrook up the middle. Touchdown. Metsch had to of just puked.

Wait. Not a TD? Just shy. Wow. McNabb may run it after all. "Yep, it's short." - Announcer 1.

9 seconds left. No timeouts. Reid needs a QB rushing touchdown to beat the Virtual Viking Monsters. You read it here first.

McDonald with an INT! He almost took it to the house! Man, I'm swearing again, like a trucker with no CDL.

Illegal formation on the offense. Wow. Intense. Way to end it. Browns get the ball in the third quarter.

Before we end the half, I'd like to have a quick moment of silence. Kevin Rodstrom, an RHS graduate and overall good guy passed away last night. He will be missed.