3rd Quarter...

Mindless Announcers said the Browns locker room was "heated at halftime". 'Bout time.

Get this, this shit boils my blood. Tennessee gets a Personal Foul for throwing Kam Wimbley to the ground. Trust me, I've wanted to toss Wimbley myself, and think I could. He's soft as a batch of rolls on Thanksgiving. However, they got the penalty. Kevin Mawae got the penalty for the blatant cheap shot. The announcers say: "Kevin and his wife give a ton of money to charity. Really good people." WHATEVER DUDE.

It's official. Braylon hasn't done anything since the first drive. First drive: 31 yards. Currently: 31 yards. He probably tore a finger nail.

Browns run the ball. 6 carries. 3 yards. Anyone have Ben Gay's number?

3rd and 15. Dorsey throws a terrible pass. Intercepted by the Titans. Great return for them. Stallworth flagged for a personal foul. What do the announcers say? "Terrible judgement." "Undisciplined play."

Collins to Gage for a touchdown. Cribbs better be at QB. Boy am I glad I'm at home and not in TN. I'd be at the concession stand getting the following: 2 beers (one to chug, one to throw at someone wearing a Pacman Jones jersey. You know there's plenty of them.) And I'd be buying a Collins jersey so I could enjoy the rest of the game. Best $60 I would've spent the entire weekend.

Megatron scores on a 70 yard TD. Thumb rejoices. Screw Detroit.

Best thing the announcers have said: "The only time the Browns offense moves the ball, is when Josh Cribbs lines up at QB." - ding ding ding. Is Crennel listening or is he still MapQuesting the nearest Sonic to get the cheesecake bites?

Dorsey complete to Braylon. He's alive!

3rd and 1 - complete to Heiden. First down Browns! Noise makers and confetti for everyone!

Dorsey overthrows Braylon by about 8 yards. Go back to Miami. Party in the city where the heat is on.

3rd and 7 - shotgun formation - dropped by Steptoe.

All night on the beach 'til the break of dawn.

The Basement Browns Fans want them to go for it in 4th. I would. On Madden. Trust.

Nate is going Round 3 on his Chipolte. Scary, scary day.

Willie McGinest blows yet another tackle.

Lendale White fumbles. Eric Wright is getting elbowed by the Titans player, right in front of the Refs, and they do NOTHING. Unreal. Screwville.

Browns recover. Browns haven't scored a TD in 2.5 games. Thanks for announcing that.

Steve Heiden has a Superman Tattoo. Spare me.

News Flash: we can't move the ball. Ever.

Phil Dawson on again to kick. Deja Vu. Not the strip club, either.

He missed. "That kind of the day for the Browns." - college educated announcer

It's 3:14 in the PM and Nate just finished his Chipolte. Oh yeah, Plax's leg is hurting. New band-aid time.

3rd and 1 for the Titans. Lendale gets it. Of course he does.

1st down and 30 for the Titans. Yes, 30. I just said the Browns have time to get back in it. I got ugly looks from everyone.

I think my brother is drilling the side of my house to put up Xmas lights. Yes, I'm scared.

Browns get an illegal use of hands to the face. First down Titans. Hoo-Ray. I could puke.

Dqwell Jackson with his 2nd INT of the game! Titans suck!

Dorsey to Lewis for 2 yards.

Dorsey again overthrows Braylon by about 8 yards.

WHERE IS JOSH CRIBBS???

Just saw a Browns fan in the crowd. He looked lonely.

7 yard pass to Heiden. 4th and 1. We have to go for it.

They're going for it! Romeo found his marbles!

Cribbs at HB. Run up the gut by Vickers. They are calling for the chains. Why can't we do anything right.

Dan Fouts just admitted taking a jab at the Browns. And just said we didn't get the first. I hope his cat pees in his car.

Browns got the first!

Josh Cribbs run to the right for 1 yard.

Shiancoe scored. Thumb is pumped. I'm sick.

Braylon has one go through his paws. Hard catch, but still a drop.

Dorsey under pressure (Queen) to Stallworth for a first down! Browns!!

Dorsey overthrows Braylon again. By about 8 yards. Rerun.

Dorsey has no &!@#% (that's for you Savage) idea how to throw a corner route.

We are kicking AGAIN for a FG.

Dawson and it's good. Sweet. We have 9 now. LET'S SCORE A TOUCHDOWN SOMEDAY.

If Romeo's mom says it's ok, I think we should kick an onside kick. Please, Mrs. Crennel?

Whoops, I missed the fact that it was the 4th Quarter. The picture is what I'm sending Romeo for his Xmas gift. Happy Holidays.