First Quarter...

Browns are 15.5 point underdogs tonight. I took them for ten cents. Let's get it on.

Browns kick to Philly. Announcers are already all over the Eagles wide receivers. They are descendants of God. Really.

First down strike from McNabb to Avant.

Gain of 8 yards from McNabb again. Announcers are now giving Shaun Rogers some love. He deserves it. Camera to Willie McGinest. Waste.

Westbrook to the middle...bounces to the left side. First down. Lots of Santa hats in the crowd. Too early or too ugly? You decide.

It's cold in my basement. My dogs are freezing. Sure could've used my slippers.

Rogers leads the Browns with 4.5 sacks. Good for him, sad for us.

2nd and 6 from the 18. Westbrook to the right. Gain of about 4. Andre Davis with the tackle.

3rd and 3. Eagles with 4 wide. Browns with 6 DB's. Fade to Kevin Curtis, right over Eric Wright. Get it, right/Wright? Anyways, Eagles score. "They made it look easy" - Eagles Cheerleader/Announcer.

Kick is good. Gag.

Eagles 7 - Browns 0. Not good.

Commercial = slippers run. Time me. Ok, don't.

Jamal Lewis up the middle for about 2.

Cribbs at QB, to the left, FIRST DOWN BROWNS! Love it.

Dorsey dumps off to Vickers, runs hard, gain of 21. Season long for Vickers.

Go back to Cribbs. Nope.

Eye formation. Lewis to the left. Nothing.

Now they are giving history on Ken Dorsey. Can't we watch grass grow instead?

2nd and 11. Single back. Dorsey throws long to Braylon Edwards, HE CAUGHT IT! Great throw and pass. Gain of 28.

"They haven't scored a touchdown in about a month." - ouch.

For the record, I got my slippers.

Dorsey throws a DUCK to Vickers. Sad.

3rd and 6. "He's not a mobile guy. He won't wow you with his arm." - Mr Critical Announcer

Dorsey steps up in the pocket, hits Darnell Dinkins in the hands. Dropped it. Could've been a TD.

Braylon has 20 drops. Cute. Dinkins sucks.

Phil Dawson on the field. I should get that as my Copy and Paste. That's 30 field goals for Dawson this year. Franchise Record.

Browns 3 - Eagles 7.

"Huh. Settling for a field goal. Weird." - Kyle Carroll

"The offense worries me." - Bob Stark

That's Clyde C. Hadden in the house, for you folks scoring at home. Hornets unite.

You ever watch TV and suddenly realize, "Holy shit, my volume is WAY too high?" - I just did that. You would've thought Helen Keller was down here watching the game. What, out of line? Too soon? Come on.

McNabb to Westbrook. No shock there. Feed him the pill. I would. Helen would. WHAT??

2nd and 9. Run to the middle.

3rd and 5. First down to Avant. Awesome.

2nd and 6 after a Westbrook run. Rogers puts the heat on McNabb, terrible throw.

Announcer just called him Aaron Rodgers. Um, really?

McNabb to DeSean Jackson for a chunk of yards. We can't stop anything. My bet looks bad.

Buckhalter up the middle.

McNabb to LJ Smith. Boy, the Eagles have great down field blocking. Not kidding.

Ball tipped about 100ft in the air. Straight up. Two Browns players collide and it hits the ground. Damn it.

"Shaun Rogers can stand there and jump straight up and dunk" - Announcer. FINALLY, something interesting.

3rd and Goal. McNabb's almost sacked by Wimbley! Throws out of the end zone. Browns stop them. Let's build on this!

The new Verizon commercial where he opens the same gift about 10 times has officially gotten old. Really old. Why not show the reality of cell phones? 70% of them don't work how we expect/want them to. That's reality.

Jamal Lewis carries for a couple yards. I sure wish he'd get in a groove.

2nd and 7. Dorsey over the middle to Edwards. FIRST DOWN BROWNS! 13 yard gain.

End of the first quarter.

Browns 3 - Eagles 10. I'm winning my dime bet.