1st Quarter...

My my my my bironas kicks off to Josh Cribbs. Return near the 40 or so.

"Braylon Edwards is the guy they'll look to on offense" - retarded announcer. Has he not seen him play this year? Braylon should be returning kicks and Cribbs should be at QB. Just my thoughts.

Holy shit, Braylon caught the ball from Dorsey on 2nd down.

"Why does Edwards jump for everything?" - Nasty Nate

Dorsey, under pressure, throws to BRAYLON and he catches it, AGAIN! Dorsey is 2-3 for 31 yards. Wow. His parents are considering turning the game on.

Dorsey throws a duck. They are now considering making it a Blockbuster night.

Matt Schaub with a TD already. Not to Owen Daniels. I hate them. All of them.

Third and nine for the Browns. They show Romeo. He looks like a peanut butter candy.

Donte Stallworth drops it. Phil Dawson on to attempt a field goal. I think it was a 50+ field goal, but somehow none of us have a clue how long it was. I blame the whiskey from last night. Ok, we barely drank any. Don't judge me.

For the record, it was 47 yards.

Solid return for TN, but there's a yellow flag on the field.

Block in the back. Hell yeah, you thugs! Nate called the penalty. He made me type that.

Darkness hates commercials. He should simmer down.

They list Shaun Rogers at 340lbs. He was listed at that in the 8th grade too. It's like getting your drivers license. Everyone lies.

Ironic text from Erock...

"Shaun Rogers has a mohawk to make him look skinny." Well said.

Collins under pressure. INTENTIONAL GROUNDING! WOOHOO! I called that one. I can type it because it's my blog.

Brandon McDonald with the pressure. Somebody play Queen on the jukebox.

3rd and 16 now for the Titans...

Draw play. Yeah, a draw. They get the first down. Eric Wright got blocked in the back. Whatever.

LenDale White with a solid run. We need to buckle down.

Dqwell Jackson almost picks off Collins. Big third down play here.

Chris Johnson back in the game. Let's not let him run for it again, huh ladies?

We had some heat on Collins, incomplete pass for Collins. Nate thought Rogers had a late hit. I hit Nate.

Reggie Bush for a TD. Screw him and New Orleans. Sorry, Conley.

Jim Carrey's new movie looks horrid. It's a remake of 'Liar Liar' in my eyes. Stay home.

Dorsey lines up with a spread offense. Throws a prayer ball deep to Edwards. PASS INTERFERENCE! Love it!

Cribbs in at QB, runs it. Gain of 7 or 8.

Dorsey fumbles the snap. Loser. Sorry, but I can't stand the guy. If his dad were here, I'd throw a pizza roll at him.

Incomplete. Browns punt, Tennessee ball at the 20.

Dqwell Jackson intercepts the ball!! He held on!!!!

Browns go 3 and out. "Wasted opportunity by the Browns" - brainless announcer

Phil Dawson back on the field. 41 yard attempt.

It's good! Browns are up 6-0. We really can't score a TD can we? What gives???

It's 1:37 and Plaxico's leg hurts. Sorry, had to go there.

The Refs really look like they are lumbering.

1st and 15 after a penalty. Lendale White runs for 8.

White runs again, for a few yards.

Announcers are hyping how many 'close' games the Browns have lost. Gag me.

Collins throws for 15 yards. "Perfect throw." - ass announcer

Collins throws the ball, way too high. I think Lendale's high.

Chris Johnson runs, gains about 2. He may be high also.

3rd and 7 for TN here. Collins throws to Chris Johnson for a first down. Seriously, screw this. I'm playing against Johnson in fantasy this week. Cool. Congrats, Erock.

"I think the Lions are going to win today" - Nicky Thumb. He also, may be high. He's eating Subway, killing a footlong. Somebody has the munchies!

Darkness brought combos. Did everyone smoke before this game? Damn, Combos are always good. I don't care what you think.

Wow, Dominik Hixon just dropped a for sure TD pass from Eli Manning. Wow. Plaxico's leg still hurts.

We were just discussing if the Titans cheerleaders get sweaty armpits. Nate said yes. Minniti said no. What do you think?

Collins throws to FB Hall. He has 10 catches all friggin' year. Touchdown Titans. Sweet.

"How did the fullback get wide open down field?" - Darkness

"Because he's an asshole." - me

It really looked like Owen Daniels just fumbled a touchdown catch. DAMN IT MAN. He's my fantasy TE, of course.

Titans 7 - Browns 6. End of first quarter.