2nd Quarter...with an asterik...

I lost internet connection for about half of the 2nd quarter. Ok, I accidently hit the Wireless Button on the laptop, therefore turning it off. Screw you.

You didn't miss anything, trust me. The best part of the second quarter was the Dollar Store wings my brothers buddy brought over. Scary thought huh? They are slammin'.

Browns still have 6. Titans still have 7. Titans are moving the ball. Browns still suck.

Chris Johnson is killing the Browns. Chris Johnson is killing the Backyard Legends. I think every person in this room wants me to lose in fantasy this week. I need new friends.

Kerry Collins is officially Roger Staubach. You heard it here first. Nate's eating his 2nd round of Chipolte. I'm gonna put on some Afro Man at halftime.

We just got a roughing the passer penalty. I didn't know we cared enough to play too hard.

Word is in: Max Payne is no good. Minniti said so. "Donnie Wahlberg?" - Nate. Wow.

They just had a Prilosec commercial. I think that makes sense, good marketing. You know it's because everyone eats shit during football games. As I pan the room, I see: Chipolte bags, Subway bags, Honey BBQ Chicken Chunks, Pizza Rolls, Combos, Chex Mix, Apple Juice, Iced Tea, Ginger Ale Can (Nate's hungover), bag of Pretzels. Yeah, give us all a Prilosec.

Lendale White in for the touchdown. Unreal.

Announcers are officially dangling from the jockstraps of the Titans.

"Really sound football team."

Play is being reviewed. Lendale doesn't know when he was down, because he's too stoned. "I was gonna run for a touchdown...but then I got high."

Shaun Smith got a pentalty for stepping on a Titans players head while he was on the ground. Sorry, but I love it.

"This would be a great time for an onside kick" - Titans Fan #1 Announcer. What a jerk.

It's ok. Ken Dorsey will carry us back. Ha. I've got jokes.

Dorsey complete to Steptoe. Two guys that have no business being on the field. Cute connection. Can't wait 'til they get their own McDonalds commercial or burger.

Dorsey is 6 of 13 for 44 yards. Where's Tim Couch?

Dorsey put on his ass. 3rd down.

Chris Johnson with 87 yards. Browns entire team 67. Is it 2009 yet? Anyone excited for the draft?

Browns get the first down. Throw to Harrison for about 8 yards, burn their 2nd timeout.

"At least get in field goal range" - Minniti

Nobody in this room knows when the Browns scored their last touchdown. It's caused a debate.

Dorsey gets sacked. End of the 2nd quarter. Romeo is stumbling around. I think he has a flask in his pocket. Can you blame him? Screw it, I'm going to grab mine.