Dear NFL...

Being a Season Ticket Holder (which sometimes is more punishment than it it is fun), I want to voice my displeasure with you, the NFL Scheduling Committee.

Due to the fact that I am forced to purchase Preseason Tickets to (2) Home Games every year, I would hope that you would at least give us a decent match up. Then I receive the Preseason Schedule. Cleveland (joke of the NFL) vs the Detroit Lions (winless?). I mean, seriously? This has to be a joke. Where's Ashton, I know I've just been punked. Show me the camera. Please? Demi? Anyone?

Maybe I can trade my tickets to someone on the street and have them kick me in the marbles. At least the kick will be free. The kicks I receive for the (8) Regular Season Home Games this year aren't so cheap.

Whatever.

- Disgruntled Cleveland Fan #1,540,919