Well, as quickly as it started, it ended.
The chants grew to a roar, the skies opened up, and God himself handed the Cleveland faithful Saint Brady. Covered in an orange and brown slate of armor he was to lead us into battle each and every week. All he was missing was the crisp white horse and a castle in which he called home.
Oh, then he hurt his finger.
He was here and gone faster than you can say IsThatDABackOnTheField?
Try saying that ten times fast. Go ahead, I'll wait.
That was Derrick Anderson back on the field. I thought my eyes had frostbite on Sunday. I thought my vision was blurred by the obnoxious girl behind me that kept screaming, "Goooooo......DOOOOOO WOOOOOOORK", during all facets of the game. Finally I think somebody put a muzzle on her. Good work, Dave.
The Season Savior, The Second Coming of Kosar, The Sexy Slinger...we can go on an on. He was on the field, and now he's done.
Hurt his finger. I'm not calling him soft. It sounds like a serious injury that can and will get worse if he plays with it.
Which makes you wonder; why did he start against Houston to begin with? Why did Romeo already announce he was the starter this week against Indy? Why is Brady giving the BJ symbol on this boat full of guys? I'm not judging, I'm just saying. What gives?
I think our front office and coaching staff is in shambles.
"Can we really start Derek right after benching him?" - Overpaid Idiot #1
"Brady's finger isn't that bad. We have to start him. He's a gamer." - Overpaid Idiot #2
"I don't know what we should do. Hell, I forgot I owned this team. Shouldn't I get free hot dogs?" - Overpaid Idiot #3
Finally someone said Brady should start. Then he came out and did his best DA impersonation and threw two interceptions. Rookie mistakes. Learning curve. Give the kid some time. Nice life jacket, dork. We're still in the game, Brady will settle down.
Then Derek Anderson drug his size thirteen cleats onto the field and all hell broke loose. Those who chanted weeks before, well, they didn't chant again. They left.
"We just lost the game." - the guy in front of me
So, I'm going to end this rant in the only way a real Browns fan knows possible:
Dear Browns Front Office and Coaching Staff,
*&#^ you. Go ruin another team.
Love,
Season Ticket Holder #301984
3 comments:
I can’t help but feel that Brady isn’t as hurt as the coaches are making him. I feel DA was put in as a “Told you so” from Romeo to Savage indicating that it was not Romeo’s decision to start Brady.
I say good. Let Brady relax and let DA attempt to look like an NFL QB. We can get more out of him that way.
Also, Savage said today that “I put the roster together; it is up to the coach to make it work. If I have a hand in those decisions I might as well put on a headset and double my salary.” What a douche bag. Even if that is true, at least go the professional route and say “Look, we are all in this together. We win together and loose together.” But wait, he does tell fans to EFF off, so why would we expect professionalism. Savage needs to go.
Great Post Joe...
Great blog here! You had me laughing my ass off bro. Like you told me today, let's just hope DA goes off in these final 5 games so that we can trade him. Right now nobody is going to touch him.
I agree - to hell with Savage! he's needed to go, in my opinion, for awhile now.
Also, I wish I could give DA a hug, I'm not even kidding. You know that scene in "Good Will Hunting" where Robin Williams makes Matt Damon hug him and won't let go and he keeps whispering "It's not your fault. It's not your fault." And by the end of the scene everyone's crying and Matt Damon knows it's not his fault? That's what I'd like for Derek Anderson.
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