Some Sights & Sounds...

From the Cleveland Browns Monday Night Football Game...

First off, the sound is off. It keeps making some very strange, almost corridor, type noise. It is officially driving me nuts. It's like an itch that you just can't scratch.

Browns with 2 interceptions (sue me, it's middle of the first quarter, and I was making popcorn, so this blog is a tad behind).

Braylon Edwards continues to kill drives, much like I want to kill the sound guy. It's Monday Night Football, not a Pee Wee Game. Get the equipment correct. Oh yeah, hey Braylon, catch the ball. It's what you're paid to do. We don't pay you to break hearts, Pretty Brady does that all on his own.

A Bills fan with his shirt off? Two words: Sick Day. I hope his boss saw him. Pink slip to go with his pink, frostbitten chest.

Willie McGinest continues to be a step too slow. They were talking about him not retiring. Are we going to pay him with a Golden Buckeye Card?

"I can't believe his bad his bands are. He runs good routes, gets open, out jumps everyone but can't catch." - Mike Yozipovich via text regarding Braylon Edwards. It's kind of like a great employee that never comes to work. Just isn't cornbread.

Shaun Rogers is being TRIPLE teamed. What did it lead to? A Brandon McDonald interception.

"Wow, Browns Defense stepping up!" - Shawn Conley via text.

Speaking of triple teamed, and the Browns defense, it reminds me of the MDP Burger. Moving on...

Brady Quinn is 1-7. Granted Braylon dropped one, but that'd make it 2-7. Just under threw K2, another Browns field goal. We must capitalize on these turnovers.

Trent Edwards with THREE first quarter interceptions? He must've warmed up with DA.

Gatorade Commercial; I do miss the glass bottles of Gatorade. I think it was better back then. However, I do like the Tiger Woods flavor or Gatorade.

Bills with a huge return to the 50 yard line. Boy are their fans ugly. People probably say that about Browns fans when we are on National TV and playing in Cleveland.

2:20 left in the 1st...

The Bills can NOT run up the middle. His name is Shaun Rogers. He'll be here all night. Go around. It's like trying to drive through an auto accident. Go around or go home.

Steve Johnson (who?) drops a Trent Edwards pass. He must've warmed up with Braylon Edwards. I'm so clever.

Cleveland Browns get the ball at the 4. The Bills ugly fans rejoice. Grab a nacho, it's going to be a long night.

At what point in your day/week do you decide you are going to lug in the wooden D and the wooden piece of fence? That's got to be a royal pain in the ass and the people behind you must say, "Great, the D-FENCE guy is back again. What a prick." I know I would.

Another TV timeout. A new Adam Sandler movie. Bedtime Stories. Sad to say, it looks like a bust. Speaking of busts, I wonder if Willie Green will text me to see where I'm watching the game. I know where he isn't watching the game at; Buffalo. Talk about a bust.

Brady Quinn can really effortlessly sling the football. Reminds me of a young Joe Strailey at Madison Avenue. Hey, it's my blog, I can write whatever I want. Get your own.

Pass Interference on the Bills defense. First down for the Browns! We'll take them any way we can.

Whoops...1st quarter ended. Gotta grab some iced tea.