Monday, November 17, 2008

FOOOOOOOUR!

Jerome Harrison to the outside...he's got room...he's got a step...good continuing block by Braylon Edwards...TOUCHDOWN BROWNS! 72 YARD TOUCHDOWN! Dawson kicks...and it's good. SUPER BOWL! WE LOVE ROMEO! (Once again, I could edit the above post...don't need to. Don't want to.)

Unreal. Buffalo goes 98 yards the other way for a touchdown. Romeo is screwed.

"How great is this? To run it right back and score." - Tony Kornheiser. He's a dick.

Buffalo is acting like they are winning. SCOREBOARD YOU FOOLS.

Romeo is screwed.

Cribbs is back to return the kick...I can't believe I'm going to say this: he shouldn't be. The guy is winded. Bills instead kick the ball out at the 40...very strange if you ask me. I think the Browns caught a break there.

ps: Phil Dawson does not know how to tackle. He can kick, but no tackling. Bottom line.

Jim Kelly sighting. I was a Kelly fan. Not today.

Quinn can really wing it on the run.

"Stallworth has been a disappointment for these guys" - announcer (not sure who). Yes, well put. However, wake up fans, he's ALWAYS been hurt.

Harrison with a GREAT RUN...and then a CHEAP SHOT by the Buffalo Bills. Kavika Mitchell. The announcers of course think it's a clean hit. I disagree, so do the refs. 15 yards. Harrison is fast. You heard it here first.

Braylon tied up with the DB...at least he didn't drop it. Stallworth looked to be wide open. Quinn has gotten hit quite a bit, straight through the middle. I'm just saying. Jamal Lewis up the gut, 2 yards. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Make that 3rd and 7...Quinn threads it to Harrison. WHAT A THROW. Where's the bandwagon, I call shotgun. I'm on it. Harrison with a fantastic catch and run.

"That's a pro throw" - Kornheiser. He's still an idiot. Lewis runs it to the 5. Boy did that penalty sting the Bills.

I think it's Braylons time to shine. Instead they go to the other side to Lewis in the air, overthrown.

3rd and goal...from the 5. Put it on your Pro Bowl wide receiver. Go to Braylon. Erase the hate.

Quinn threw to the back of the end zone to Edwards, not even close. Browns to attempt a FG. I'd take it over an interception.

Dawson hits a chip shot, but he still can't tackle.

11:32 remaining and the Bills fans are still ugly.

Fred Jackson with a solid return.

It's all on the defense now. It's go time. Romeo is screwed.

Quinn 11-26. Marshawn Lynch is running all over us.

Just showed a Browns fan on TV. He looks miserable. He knows Romeo is screwed.

Lynch hasn't reached 100 yards on the ground all year, let's not be a milestone, huh?

McGinest just got OWNED, he's terrible.

Orlando Pace to miss 2-4 weeks, Earnest Graham may miss the year, and Matt Schaub out another 4 weeks. Bummer.

McGinest just got juked AGAIN. Is this for real or did some fan win an "Appear in the game and wear #55" contest? If he were a boxer, they'd throw in the towel.

I wonder if it's snowing outside, then I think, it doesn't really matter. 3rd and 19. McGinest makes the tackle. Well, not really. He held Lynch, Lynch got loose and fell.

Browns REALLY need to score here.

Need for Speed Undercover looks pretty solid. I know I'd get bored of it though.

The forecast for Sunday looks REALLY COLD. I really hope Sage Rosenfels sucks the carnival cake. What's a carnival cake you ask? Forget about it.

The Bills run straight through the &*$%^@! middle AGAIN. Quinn unleashes a helium balloon, and it's picked off. Instant Replay shows that it looks like the ball hits the ground. The TV cuts to an Army commercial. Get back to the game. Marcos Pizza is gross. I had a French Bread pizza for dinner, it was good. Do you wish you had the white shoes that Clark Griswold has? If you don't, you aren't a man. Seriously, walk it off.

Back to the game. This is Romeo's FIRST challenge of the season. Glad he grew a pair. Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia.

INCOMPLETE PASS! UGLY FANS ARE CRUSHED! Boo's ensue, face paint is smeared with ice cold tears. The Browns fans sneak a low five and a slight fist pump. I didn't see it, but I know they did. 3rd and 7 and Quinn hits the Soldier, Kellen Winslow. It must be the Army commercial.

Browns desperately need to continue moving the ball. Lewis with a run to the right. I thought it was supposed to snow in Buffalo? It's clear as a baby's ass out there. The closest flurry is at McDonalds.

Quinn deep to Edwards, incomplete (shocker). Announcers are shocked we didn't run. I agree with the call - let's get into point range. Quinn goes back to Edwards, hits him in the hands, again. He drops it. That ball should've been caught. Is Edwards the new Rick Ankiel? Chuck Knoblauch?

Roscoe Parrish with a heart crushing return to mid field. They show Jim Kelly again. Did he do anything? Nice camo hat, Jim. He loves the Army commercial.

"Edwards needs to be cut" - Shawn VanHuss via text. Edwards kills another drive, after killing Derrick Anderson's career. Let's hope he doesn't do the same to our season and Brady Quinn.

Bills continue to run the middle. Where are you Rogers? He looks winded. Our whole team looks winded. Dig deep, you have 3 minutes left.

Marshawn Lynch bounces off Rogers and drives to the 1 yard line. My eyes welled up. I wish I was kidding. I feel like I just slid off my bike seat and landed on the bar below it.

Bills Stadium has been playing Journey all night. I can't complain about that, but I'm still heartbroken. Feel like I've been stood up at the big dance. I rented a tux for this?

Trent Edwards up the middle (Rogers?) for a touchdown. Edwards gives the ball to his center. Classy move, I can't dog that.

Lindell's kick is good and the Browns are down by 1. Wow, the Buffalo Chef's they keep showing should sit the &*#$ down.

The Browns have 2:25 to get at least a field goal. This is go time. This is where Brady Quinn can really make a name for himself, outside of being a pretty QB that the girls love. This 2:25 could also be the final 2:25 of Romeo Crennel's coaching career in Cleveland. Sad but true. Bills kick to Cribbs. Mistake?

He returns it to the 33 or so. They are now showing all the games the Browns have blown so far this season. Why not show The Drive while you are at it? Jerks.

Quinn to Braylon Edwards and he CATCHES IT for a first down. Announcers say we need 15 more yards for field goal range. Buffalo blitz's again, Brady throws it away. 2nd down.

Announcers are hyping Brady Quinn. Fickle. That's my word for them. Quinn SOMEHOW avoids being sacked and hits Kellen Winslow for SIXTEEN yards. Sweet sixteen. Sixteen Candles. You get the hint, it big time. Way to be, Soldier. Here's a patch.

We need at least 10 more yards, that's my thoughts.

You can get a P'Zone for $1 with a large pizza. It's not a good deal. It's basically a loaf of bread. 1 pound of bread for $1. I'm just saying.

Kellen looks like he may of hurt his shoulder. Give me my patch back.

Quinn is almost intercepted. ALMOST. What do the announcers do? "Quinn hasn't thrown an NFL interception yet." Thanks for the jinx. Jerks.

Quinn to K2, incomplete. We are 5 yards deeper than Dawson's long on the year, which is also his career long. I have that sinking feeling again. My eyes are twitching. 3rd and 10.

Quinn deep to Edwards, little high. 56 yard field goal attempt for Phil Dawson. My hands are sweating.

HOLY SHIT, he hit it! 56 yards! The Bulldog!

Downside? 1:39 left in the game. Are my hands dry? Nope.

Romeo celebrates, Brady points to the sky. We haven't won yet, but damn, that felt good.

Kick it DEEP, I'm saying out of the end zone. Nope. We allow them to get it to the 45 or so. They need 27 yards, according to Socrates, who is announcing this game.

"Phil is my boy." - Megan West via text. She wants the jersey. She'll get Cribbs instead. Sad Christmas.

Trent Edwards lights us up. Cleveland takes a timeout. Socrates is stymied.

Watching this game, to me right now, is the feeling you get when you give a street bum money. You feel good for a second, but then remember he's using it for Boones Farm. Suddenly you don't feel so hot, you feel cheated. You want your money back. You want some Boones Farm. You get neither. You get the sinking feeling, and your mouth is dry. You lose.

47 yard field goal from where they are at. Lynch gains 2. 45 yard field goal for Lindell. Socrates brings up Scott Norwood and his notorious misses. Jinxville for Buffalo? Gosh, let's hope. Romeo hopes so. Browns will have the ball back with about 40 seconds left. No timeouts.

It's NO GOOD. I'm swearing like a sailor. My dad would be disgusted. Maybe he's swearing too, we will never know.

"WIDE RIGHT". JINXVILLE! Romeo is no longer screwed! Phil Dawson for President! Dawson jersey's for all the good little boys and girls of Cleveland! Brady Quinn's first victory is on Monday Night, how fitting. I bet he's even good at video games. You know he is.

The Ugly Bills Fans are being boo birds.

29-27. Cleveland Browns win. I need to unwind, I feel like I was on the field. Dad, I'm sorry for swearing. I know you are too.

Lastly: "Hi Bob, this is Steve. I'm not going to make it in today, I think I caught a bug. Not sure how, I was even in bed early. Got a really bad cough and a nasty headache. I'll try to be in Wednesday. Sorry." - Shirtless Bills Fan

Reality.

6 comments:

Coach said...

Wow! I had to work 3-11 and missed the game. Came home around 12:30, read your blog and was thoroughly entertained from start to finish! If only you'd do these for every road game. Fan-FUNKING-tastic! A real classic here!

kyle :) said...

i agree, classic. it's as though you were in my head the whole time. also, that picture of quinn is basically amazing.

jdm said...

"Edwards kills another drive, after killing Derrick Anderson's career. Let's hope he doesn't do the same to our season and Brady Quinn."

Edwards killed DA's career?

Lol, One of the worst statements ever made. DA's lack of talent killed his career.

BelieveLandBlogs said...

I disagree w/ you. Edwards catches a few of those balls, it changes the outcome of a few games, and DA is still our QB. Get off Brady's nuts for a little while, he said they're sore.

jdm said...

"I disagree w/ you. Edwards catches a few of those balls, it changes the outcome of a few games, and DA is still our QB. Get off Brady's nuts for a little while, he said they're sore."

Oh really doctor? 1 play changes the outcome of the entire game?
There is no doubt Braylon has dropped a lot of balls.

But saying Braylon killed DA's career is something I would expect to hear from a fake fan who doesnt watch the games.

He avg. 1.4 drops a game, lets say he caught EVERY ball thrown his way for the sake of discussion. That would have brought DA's completion % up to a whopping 54% Wow that would bring him up to Jamarcus Russell range, that definitely would have saved his career. Maybe if Edwards catches all those passes, DA would have all the sudden figured out how to throw a short pass, or maybe he wouldnt have thrown 7 INT's in 8 games.

Hate on Braylon all you want, he deserves it for some of the balls he has dropped this year, but dont blame DA's lack of talent on Braylon. It makes you look like Hooper.

BelieveLandBlogs said...

I just explained to you how one drop changed the outcome of a game. Lucky for you, it wasn't on here.

Bottom line: Braylon catches the EASY passes from DA...

DA then has a TD pass in that Ravens game, a victory, and 300+ yards. That being said, he'd still be our starting QB. I never said he SHOULD be our starting QB, but it obviously took LOSSES for him to become #2. His gameplay sucked, I totally agree.

Braylon catches = DA starting.

Braylon drops = DA benched.

Reality.