2nd Quarter...

Brady Quinn is getting hot. Two receptions for Braylon, and one to K2. Jamal Lewis churning up some yards and the Browns are just outside the red zone. I think they should run a boot leg. Let's see what they do.

Handoff to Lewis, who gains the first and almost scores. Guess I was wrong. I could go back up and delete what I wrote, because it is my blog, but I am better than that. I did think about it.

Time out for Buffalo. I never did get that iced tea.

BROWNS SCORE! JOSH CRIBBS! Order your jersies now, it's going to be a Josh Cribbs Christmas! Cleveland on top 13-0. SUPER BOWL BABY!

"I LOVE CRIBBS! LOVE HIM!" - Kyle Carroll via test. She wants the jersey. So do you.

Marshawn Lynch just took a direct snap. At least he didn't throw an interception. Sorry, Trent.

Frank Jackson just diced us. Are we kidding?

Fred Jackson just diced us (twice). Are we kidding?

He played indoor football, and was a youth counselor. I'm not kidding.

Andre Davis stops the Jackson Express, and much to my dismay, I hear that weird sound/noise again from the TV.

Marshawn Lynch just made us look stupid. Who quit on that one? The entire Defense?

Jerome Harrison with a carry. They said the game plan was to get him more involved, wonder if it still is? 3rd and 6 now...incomplete to Steve Heiden. Damn it.

Shaun Rogers once again keeping us in it.

I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens hat right now. I'm not kidding. That's what happens when your boss is from Baltimore and you run your mouth and lose a bet. Yes, you wear a Ravens hat. Shoot me in the face. Don't judge me.

Suddenly, the Cleveland Browns can't tackle. It's really, really sad. I took the hat off.

Romeo Crennel is wearing a winter hat. He looks like his mom made him wear it and he didn't want to. That's what it reminds me of at least. Mama Crennel didn't take no for an answer.

Brodney Pool almost picks off Edwards. Looked like a TD at first. Replay shows it was CLOSE.

Shaun Rogers was getting mugged. I think they stole his jockstrap, that's how all over him they were. We better get our shit together at half time.

Rian Lindell hits a 26 yard field goal. The Ugliest Fans in America rejoice. I spit up in my mouth.