by Joe ToneThu Oct 16, 2008 at 07:58:28 AM
"Finally I get to guard someone who's shorter than me!"
-- the Chick Who Shut Me Down in Pick-Up Basketball the Other Day
If you're anything like me – that is, built like Dakota Fanning – you know the travails of being small. Aside from an ability to accurately depict Marty McFly at Halloween (I'll be the one on the Hoverboard, ladies), there is no upside to being short. It's well known that shorter guys get paid less, get laid less, and are viewed by every potential mate as little more than a genetic liability.
Salty's Thoughts: never a dull read from J-Tone. He also has a wicked 3 point shot.
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