Browns & Bucks...not much luck

In my humble opinion, the Browns should be 0-4 right now.

Think of it this way:

We got worked by the lonely (Yet 3-2) Bengals week one. That was a game I surely had us slated to win. No chance could the Bungles, led by rookie QB Andy Dalton, come into Cleveland and take us out. Well, they did. Insert balloon deflating .wav file here.

In week two, we went head to head with the artists formerly known as the Indianapolis Colts. No Peyton Manning means they are the Colts of yesteryear.

- side note, I hate espn.com - could they preload ANY MORE video that just plays when you hit their site? That's obnoxious. They should be fined.

The Colts are in shambles due to the neck injury to Peyton Manning. I personally don't think that Manning will play another down in the NFL, or even in a lame backyard football commercial where he yells at kids. Nope, I think he's going to hang up his cleats, and retire with the Biggest Forehead in NFL History. You heard it here first.

Week three, the Browns returned home, and the barbaric crowd washed up on the shores of Muni Lot. The Browns winning on a last second Cris Carteresque TD in the corner of the endzone was overshadowed by pantsless fights and in the open oral in Muni Lot. Stay classy, Cleveland. Without last second heroics (by MoMass and the woman in the Muni oral video), I don't think the Browns deserved a W in this game. One inch either way, and we lose. (That's what the guy in the Muni oral video said.)

Week four we looked like the Little Sisters of the Poor vs Tennessee. With a Golden Buckeye yielding QB in Matt Hasselbeck, and a sudden Travis Prentice wannabe in Chris Johnson, how could the Browns lose, right? Well, we suddenly drank the Hardesty Kool Aid that maybe next year he'd be on the cover of Madden, and oh yeah, we forgot how to tackle. The Browns looked like the boys from Varsity Blues after they partied at the strip club the night before a game. When the Browns were walking off the field, all I could think was, "I don't want your life". Well, maybe I do, but whatever. My life is pretty solid as I'm typing. I have some leftover Buffalo Chicken Dip in hand from last evening, and my fiance is out shopping. In my house, on Sundays, everybody wins. Even you, stop by anytime.

Speaking of Buffalo, they are 4-1 and atop their division. (They sit above New England because they beat the pouting Patriots. I love seeing Tom Brady with the quiver lip when he walks off a field.)

How about them Lions? A perfect 5-0? Somebody alert the Pilgrims and Indians, we may actually be able to enjoy Thanksgiving football this year. I really hope I didn't just jinx it. If they can keep this play up, I don't know about you, but I'm lugging my TV Tray with me to Thanksgiving. Believe dat!

The Dream Team Eagles are 1-4, along with the now Tebow lead Broncos. Nobody cares about their record except Agent 53.

Miami is 0-4. I say karma. They should do themselves a favor and boot that poser SheBron out of town. Trust me, the guys a cancer, and a proven loser. I blame his 'karma' for the NBA Lockout as well. I keep seeing lemmings (aka major sportscasters) Tweeting about 3Quarters James playing in the NFL. If an NFL team wants a guy who gives up on his team, plays only when he feels like it, and can't finish a game, trade for Albert Haynesworth. At least Haynesworth's mom isn't a train wreck. Or is she?

The Ohio State Buckeyes may have the WORST NCAA Division 1 Offense I've ever seen. We completed 1 pass yesterday (albeit a touchdown) and ran the ball 50+ times. Ground and pound or lack of a good noodle to hurl the pigskin? Jury is out, but I'm not sipping that Kool Aid, sorry Mrs. Braxton.

Michigan lost. All is now right with the world.

I have been Tweeting quite a bit during Browns games. You can find me @KidSalty

The only reason I updated this blog today is because Private Jake Walsh keeps busting my marbles that it's not updated. The guy moved to Hilton Head, SC and watches the games at Street Meet (Browns Backer Bar, much love!). The poor guy moved in with a Steelers fan down there, so things may get dicey come Week 14 and Week 17. I have a feeling David Camma will be locking Walsh in a room for a few hours those weeks.

Can we also give a big F- to the NFL Scheduling Committee. Really? We play the Steelers in Week 14 and then in Week 17? Why not just play a double header and save the travel time, costs and fuel. What a joke.

That's all the time for now...til next time...