First quarter

Start the internal meltdown.

Ravens jerseys look so lame.

CRIBBS! To the 30. He hesitated, I think he could've busted it.

Brady Quinn time. Tick...tick...tick...

Conley's calling handoff. We have 4 WR wide. We throw for 5 yards.

2nd and 5...We throw again, Braylon stretches, I think we have it.

Quinn throws an interception. Awesome. Shoot me.

Commentators are already riding the BEEP of the Ravens.

They love them some Flacco.

Ravens are in the red zone. I missed a few plays, was carrying the meatballs into the basement. Men are lazy on Sundays. Going upstairs to the kitchen wasn't an option.

Ray Rice stopped for no gain. D-Jackson with the stop.

Ravens are going to go for it on 4th.

They got it. QB keeper. Of course. FLACCO FOR PRESIDENT!

Shaun Rogers just stole your lunch. Get over it.

McGahee scores. Sweet.

Head + ass.

Missed some more.

Ravens with a long strike to LJ Smith. Clayton with a penalty. Still got the first. Screw them.

Empty backfield...McGahee wide.

Pressure on Flacco. He throws for 2.

Flacco goes deep. McDonald almost snags it. DAMN!

Flacco has ALL DAY TO THROW. Gain of 18.

We can't sack him.

Wimbley with a sack! LOSS OF 10!!!

Quinn is 4-5 for 16 yards. I've said it 100 times. Tim Couch.

"WE NEED TO GO DEEP!" - Conley

Quinn to Harrison for a gain of 12. Short screen pass. It's working, but it's really Harrison making cuts. He's very elusive.

Harrison runs. Loses 2. We can't run.

Browns 0 - Ravens 10 (so I'm +4 right now. Not good at all)