2nd Quarter

Ok, time flies when you're grubbing and blogging.

We are watching a dog challenge on ESPN during commercials. Hilarious. There's a guy with a dog, and the guy is wearing dual knee braces. HA!

McDonald almost picks the ball off in the corner. That would've been huuuuuge. Damn!

He stepped out with his 2nd foot.

3rd and goal...David Bowens pressures! Orton incomplete.

Broncos to kick a field goal.

Kick is good. Hate them.

Browns 6 - Broncos 10

"Broncos aren't scoring the rest of the game" - Minniti. I think he's eaten too much grub.

Nate, Conley and Minniti are HOOKED on this dog challenge shit. Maybe they're stoned and I just don't know it??

Cribbs returns just short of the 20. We need to drive on this one.

Jamal Lewis with another good run.

Pass complete to Braylon for a first down. I called him a Nancy Bitch, Minniti hated it.

Harrison up the middle. Got 4-5 there. Mangini loves running up the gut.

Cribbs runs to the left. Good run, and a flag down. Thumb is claiming facemask. He is CORRECT!

15 yard penalty. ALRIGHT!

1st and 10...Quinn throws it away.

Lewis lost a few.

Quinn to Cribbs SHORT of the first down. That's the second time already that Quinn has thrown to Quinn MUCH SHORT of the first down. We can't afford that. We welcome Tim Couch back, again?

Dog Challenge time. Shoot me.

Moreno with a sprint. AWESOME. Come on Defense.

Run again for -2.

2nd and 12...Orton has ALL DAY TO THROW. But he tosses incomplete. That was close.

3rd and 12...Orton in the shotgun. ALL DAY AGAIN. Luckily he sucks. Geez o man.

Denver fans are turning into BOO BIRDS! Team Turmoil!

Cribbs returns to the 25 or so.

There's a dog on this named Very Beary. SHOOT ME.

Another named Slim Shady. This is bad TV.

These dogs really wipe out. "Anything can happen out there." - the dumb announcer

Jamal Lewis with a good catch and run.

3rd and 1...we run and don't get it. AWESOME.

We will punt.

Thumb is on sandwich #3.

Megan is about asleep. And she's complaining.

Moreno with another solid run.

3rd and 1...Moreno BARELY gets it. Unreal. Game of inches.

Dog Challenge. I hate it. "What gave you the edge today?" - Announcer. "Lots of hard work." - the lady that owns the dog that won. Spare me. Seriously??

2nd and 6...Nate said it best that we need some pressure!!

Orton throws high, and terribly. He does suck.

3rd and 6...spirit fingers don't work. They complete it.

Eric Wright was just called one of the best corners in the league. Wow.

2nd and 10...Orton throws into the ground.

3rd and 10...Stokley is killing us. Orton only completes on 3rd down. SHOOT ME.

Pass interference on us. Why not, right?

1st and 10 from the 30...Ball is tipped. Browns just let it drop. Really?

Orton almost sacked. Again. And completes to Stokley. Again. Geezus.

Almost picked off. Almost.

Orton throws a duck. Again. He only completes on 3rd down. Kinda like Cris Carter only caught touchdowns. Yes, I just used Orton and Carter in the same sentence.

Orton throws another mallard. Fans mad.

Elways jerseys sighting.

Broncos to attempt a FG. He shanks it! The wind took it, that was wild!

LaMont Jordan looks like a house.

Browns to take a knee. We didn't need to attempt to score again. Why would we? Too much fun.

Browns 6 - Denver 10.

Halftime.