Thursday, July 1, 2010
LeBron signs 3 year deal!
Various national media outlets are confirming that LeBron James has indeed inked a brand new 3 year deal that will keep him in Cleveland.
He, however, will not be donning the Wine & Gold for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Instead he'll be sporting Scene Magazine red.
"We are very excited to sign LeBron to a 3 year deal. We are celebrating our 40th Anniversary, and what better way to do it than bring on the best player in the NBA? With the addition of Mr. James, we wholeheartedly expect to win the Corporate Challenge for years to come," quips an elated Scene executive.
With the addition of James, Scene Magazine is the clear favorite to dominate the Corporate Challenge, but other area businesses are already asking, where will LeBron end up in 3 years?
Bank of America? Progressive Insurance? Pannini's? The Cavs?
James is expected to hold various positions in the Scene Magazine office, including but not limited to Light Bulb Changer, Hanging Plant Waterer and Poster Hanger. Basically anything that will fully utilize his height.
Jay Z has declined comment, but is rumored to be writing a battle rap song that not only slams Scene Magazine, but the Indians, Browns and Usher. How original.
The LeBron wait may of already ended, but the hourglass is already spilling sand the other way. Stay tuned daily to see where the media thinks James will be in 3 years!
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