Sunday, November 21, 2010
1 Minute Drill
Zero timeouts.
Would be quite the march.
Cribbs is missed RIGHT NOW.
Dallas vs Detroit: who cares.
80 yards in 1 minute starts NOW.
17 yards to Massaquoi. Nice.
Massaquoi again for 13!
50 yards in 40 seconds.
Stuckey didn't get out of bounds. 20 seconds.
Browns spike it. We lost a ton of time there.
3rd and 10...18 seconds...50 yards...
McCoy to Moore! He gets out of bounds!
1st and 10...13 seconds...29 yards...
Browns look CONFUSED.
Hits Stuckey in the hands and then into a Jags players hands. Interception.
Don't bother shooting me. I'm going into hiding.
Tick tick tick tick
Jones Drew dicing us up. Twice in a row.
Garrards ball tipped AGAIN! TJ Ward with his second INT of the game.
Bittersweet because we can't move the frigging ball. LET'S GO OFFENSE!
Once again we can't get a first down. Robiskie with a drop.
4th down and we line up for a long field goal.
51 yards..........
FINGERS CROSSED!
Nope. No good. Unreal.
Sorry, had to walk away for a few.
Browns sack Garrard, then allow Mercedes Lewis to dice us. Can't tackle just the guys feet, fellas. WRAP HIM UP.
3rd and 3...HUGE.
Run to Jennings for 1-2 yards. They'll go for it.
They got it. Jones Drew has 110 yards.
He just gashed us to the 5 yard line. Not good. Not good at all.
Make that 132 yards.
Buffalo takes the lead on Cincy.
Browns take a timeout.
Browns sack Garrard!
Underwood drops an easy TD. Was right in his mitts.
Touchdown strike to Mercedes Lewis. Shoot me.
Tie ball game.
Colt McCoy with a GREAT pass to Moore!
McCoy's pass tipped. Deep breathe.
Green Bay putting the hammer to the Vikings.
Stuckey with a snag, and picks up extra yards! (And he holds onto the pill!)
Houston creeping back against the Jets!
3rd and 4...
COLT RUNS FOR A BIG FIRST DOWN! But he's hurt. Not good, not good at all. Who would we even turn to?
He's staying in. Guys a warrior.
3 minutes left in the game. Colt is limping quite a bit.
Be smart here. Chew some clock.
Hillis can't gain anything. Offensive line should be ashamed.
Buffalo 42 to Cincy's 31 - can't wait to see what TO and Ocho think about that!
2nd and 10...
Hillis gains 3 or so yards. Jacksonville uses a timeout, 1 remaining.
3rd and 8...
Let's avoid a turnover here. Avoid the sack. Be smart.
Jacksonville shows blitz.
Colt is sacked. It was inevitable.
Field goal attempt here.
Dawsons kick is GOOD!
Browns up by 3!
2:46 left in the game...
Browns drop the returner at about the 10 yard line. That's what I like to see.
TJ Ward comes up limping.
Garrard way overthrows Underwood. Deep breathe.
Garrard to Osgood for the first and he gets out of bounds.
Jones Drew just ripped our hearts out. Short screen pass just about goes the friggin distance. I could puke.
2 minutes left and Jacksonville is on the 1.
Browns hold Jennings short.
Touchdown for Jones Drew. Sick feeling has returned.
GARRARD FUMBLES!
Browns recover! Tough day for the Jags! Garrard coughed it up on a QB Keeper.
Garrard looks to be shaken up.
Browns offense better WAKE UP.
Colt sacked again. Piss poor.
McCoy forced to throw it away.
Crucial play here. If we can't convert, Jacksonville has all the momentum in the world. And we run it. Hillis picks up a chunk, but not clearly enough. Sad. Sad. Sad.
Wonder if Garrard will be back?
Browns punt. Wrapped up at about the 20. Well done, and a nice kick.
Garrard has his helmet on and coming back into the game.
4th Quarter and the Browns are in the lead. Again. Can we hold it?
Not an Interception?
Frown Upside Down
Then back to frown.
Browns go 3 and out.
Weak.
Jones Drew runs for a few.
Browns had Garrard wrapped up and he got away.
Looked MUCH LIKE last week with Mark Sanchez. WRAP YOUR MAN UP!
Drew gashes the middle.
Joe Haden picks off Garrard then GETS STRIPPED. Why do DB's always try to be heroes? PROTECT THE BALL.
Looks like Browns got it back, but c'mon now.
Hillis gains one to the right side.
Jags are really dominating the middle. Too bad that's where 95% of our offensive plays go.
Big 3rd down here. Huge blitz. McCoy gets picked off. Unreal.
McRib commercial. Those things are legit.
Yikes
Anyone else get nervous when Hillis jumps over people? I know I do.
Browns punt.
Jones Drew with the carry. Suddenly the ball is on the ground...Elam snaps it up...and runs it in. They say Touchdown for Cleveland? It can't be....can it???
They have to review it. Maybe not?
SHOCKING! BROWNS TOUCHDOWN! ELAM GETTING IT DONE!
Elam is a Kent State alum. Who knew?
Garrard screen to Jones Drew to the 23 yard line.
2nd and 4...
Another screen pass, this one to Thomas. May have the first.
Nasty Nate reporting that Rothlisberger was knocked out by Richard Seymour.
Jones Drew with a rush. Gains a couple.
2nd and 6...
Garrard to throw. Overthrows his target. Again.
Big play here. 3rd and 6...
Shotgun formation. Slings it up the middle. He may of creeped to the first. Announcers say it's going to be short. That being said, Jaguars have gone for it 14 times on 4th down this year. Madden-esque.
Half yard short or so.
They are going for it. I say MJD up the gut. Announcers are saying QB Keeper.
Jones Drew it is. Chew on that, Richie. He got the first.
Jones Drew is 5'7".
Garrard throws, ball is touched by his Wide Receiver, INTO THE HANDS OF TJ WARD!
BROWNS INTERCEPTION! Believe Dat!
Browns Need to Buckle Down
Garrard picking the defense apart.
Jones Drew down to the 5 yard line.
1st and Goal for Jacksonville.
45 seconds left in the half...
Garrard throws way too high. I expect a run next.
Garrard throws a TD to Thomas. It was great coverage by Sheldon Brown, but he got it in there. DAMN!
Browns 7 - Jacksonville 10
30 seconds left in the half...
Browns take a knee.
Turnover on Downs
Jones Drew up the middle.
Garrard throws over the middle, incomplete.
Joe Flacco: 13-15 for 195 yards. Not a bad stat line.
Garrard throws for a first down.
Browns bat down the ball. Sheldon Brown credited with the knock down.
2nd and 10...
Garrard drops it over the middle.
Garrard runs. Damn. Looked like Terrelle Pryor.
1st and 10...
Jones Drew may be small but he just willed himself to a first down.
Jags Ball
Cincy crushing Buffalo.
Garrard to Mercedes Lewis.
Garrard flips it to Jones Drew. JONES DREW THROWS!
Picked off by Elam! PICKED OFF BY ELAM! ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Browns ball at the 20.
Hillis up the gut. Picks up a few.
He has 121 total yards on the day already.
2nd and 6...
Hillis gains zero.
Lost 2 I guess.
McCoy sacked. Damn.
Browns punt. Hate typing that.
Browns Town
McCoy rolls out and hits Massaquoi, but he was out of bounds.
Hillis up the gut for a chunk.
McCoy throws a screen to Hillis who BREAKS a tackle and goes for 47 yards! WOW!!
Mike Bell comes in to run the ball, and even the announcers call him Hillis. We're all very used to it I guess, haha!
McCoy avoids a sack and literally throws the ball into the hands of a Jags lineman. UNREAL, luckily the guy didn't catch it.
Offensive Pass Interference on Robiskie. He must be reading 'How to be an NFL Wide Receiver' by Braylon Edwards.
Hillis with a delayed draw run play. Picks up a chunk. Ways to go for a first.
3rd and 13...
Shotgun. McCoy throws it and Massaquoi cut to the sideline. Yuck.
Field Goal? Yep, Dawson on the field. 51 yard attempt.............
No good. Wide right. It had the distance.
"Too high." - Major League
16 Play Drive - Heck Yeah!
Browns piecing it together.
Loads of car commercials lately. Let's all hope the Auto Industry is on the rebound.
Just got a penalty for grabbing the inside of a guys helmet? Um, what??
First down for the Jags.
Mangini upset, good to see him showing some fire. He isn't invited to fish with us, however.
Josh Cribbs didn't make the trip with the Browns.
Maurice Jones Drew is small.
Rob Ryan's beer gut isn't. Haha! Nothing but love for the guy.
Garrard almost throws a pick! Pass broken up, looks like they'll have to punt.
Steelers up 7-3 on Oakland now.
Browns ball at the 19.
2nd Quarter featuring Ritz Crackers and Cheese
McCoy with ALL DAY to throw, yet nobody is open. He runs for a few.
McCoy throws a duck "QUACK" and it's tipped....weirdly...right into the hands of Massaquoi.
McCoy throws again to Evan Moore. Snags about 9.
McCoy is a magician! He eludes a sack, then dumps it off to Peyton Hillis who TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE! BOOMSHACKALACKA!
Dawson's kick is good.
Browns 7 - Jacksonville 3
Peyton Hillis vs Jacksoville Jaguars
Hillis with another carry to the right side. Big stiff arm!
3rd and 6...
McCoy in shotgun.
Throw to Stuckey for no gain.
Flag down. Fingers are crossed.
Fouls by both teams. SWEET. Geez.
Replay of the down I guess? We'll take it.
Cheapshot by the Jags on McCoy. Thugs.
Great throw to a slanting Stuckey!
FIRST DOWN BROWNS!
Haven't typed HILLIS in a while, I was having withdrawl.
I benched Ocho Cinco at the LAST SECOND in Fantasy Football today. He just scored. Sweet.
McCoy sacked.
False start by the Browns. Looking like the Browns of old right now.
Oakland beating the Steelers 3-0.
End of the 1st Quarter.
Browns 0 - Jacksonville 3
Believeland Blogging is Back!
Nasty Nate Thompson texted me asking if I was blogging today. I figured: why not?
Karissa just made us a cheese tray with crackers, so I'd say the game is off to a good start.
McCoy almost picked off early, and once again, the Browns offense is all Peyton Hillis. Either he runs the ball, or it's a screen to him. Obviously I'm a huge Hillis fan, but our offense is becoming VERY predictable.
Josh Scobee just kicked a short field goal to give Jacksonville a 3-0 lead. Now you're caught up.
I see tons of Geico commercials, but I honestly don't know ONE person who uses Geico for their insurance.
Temps are 80 degrees in Florida. It's a brisk 55 here in Mentor.
Browns with a return. Looked like we clipped a Jaguars player. Yep, flag came in late. Blake Costanzo with the block in the back.
I'm going to post smaller bits and pieces as the game goes on, just just full quarters. Hillis up the gut, gains a few.
I'd like to hang out with Joe Thomas. I wonder if he'd take me fishing? Yeah, probably not.
Hillis up the gut again, just shy of the 1st down.
If Joe Thomas did take me fishing, I'd want Hillis to come too. I'll provide the worms and beer.
Hillis has a Road Warrior looking facemask. Seriously, that thing looks like the front of a Dodge Ram truck!
McCoy with a quick pass to Massequoi. I probably butchered his name, but if he caught more balls, I'd try to learn how to spell his name. His drop last week hurt us just as much as Stuckey's fumble.
Ben Watson down hurt and is limping. Not good.
Browns get the first on the ground.
Run again to Hillis. Shocker.
Haven't heard Jerome Harrison's name since we traded him. I do think he'd be a nice change of pace back from Hillis.
Screen pass to Hillis.
Run by Hillis.
Seeing a trend?
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Which Ryan is it?
Funny!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Browns, Hillis capitalize on terrible Broncos trade
Maybe the hooded sweatshirt was hanging over Josh McDaniels’ eyes the entire 2009 season. Or maybe he never took the time to watch all of the Denver Broncos’ game film from 2008. Or maybe Mike Holmgren and the Cleveland Browns’ new front office is a whole lot smarter than we realized.
Or maybe there’s no reasonable explanation for how Peyton Hillis(notes) ended up where he is – sparking the suddenly feisty Browns, and leaving Broncos fans writhing in agony over the worst trade of last offseason.
Where is Brady Quinn(notes) these days? You’ll find him scraping barnacles off the bottom of the depth chart, languishing behind Tim Tebow(notes). Yes, that’s the guy whom McDaniels traded Hillis for – he of the career 66.8 quarterback rating and 52 percent completion rate. And it wasn’t even a straight up player-for-player deal. Denver kicked in a sixth-round pick in 2011 and a conditional pick in 2012 to sweeten the pot. Nothing like a couple of bamboo shoots under the fingernails on draft day to remind fans of a team’s brain-searing roster machinations.
Of course, you could give Hoodie Jr. a pass and say that there was no way McDaniels could have known Hillis would be a player who almost singlehandedly destroyed Hoodie Sr. (Bill Belichick) and the Patriots, en route to 220 yards from scrimmage (including 184 yards rushing) and two touchdowns – a guy who through eight games is on pace to rush for 1,288 yards and score 16 total touchdowns.
You could say McDaniels couldn’t have known, and you’d be right. He couldn’t, because McDaniels never took the time to try and know what Hillis was capable of accomplishing. Despite Hillis’ five yards per carry average and five TDs in a meager 68 rushing attempts in 2008, he didn’t get a sniff when McDaniels took over. Instead, the new regime, in its infinite wisdom, went out of its way to try almost anyone at running back other than Hillis. They drafted Knowshon Moreno(notes), signed J.J. Arrington(notes) (then cut him and signed him again), and scooped up injury-addled veterans Correll Buckhalter(notes) and LaMont Jordan(notes). And into the abyss Hillis went, never to be heard from again in 2009, save for 13 meaningless carries in 14 games.
The truth is, McDaniels never believed in Hillis, and the running back said as much when he joined Cleveland this offseason. Maybe only Hillis believed in himself, since nobody in the media (including me) was shooting a thumbs-up in Cleveland’s direction at the time of the deal. Just like nobody talked about Hillis when they lauded the sick talent in the University of Arkansas’ backfield in 2007, yammering non-stop about Darren McFadden(notes) and Felix Jones(notes), and almost never saying a word about Hillis.
Hindsight is cruel in the NFL, and Hillis’ success is downright merciless for a Broncos team that can’t run the football (last in the NFL heading into this weekend) and has watched Moreno struggle to stay on the field.
So Hillis delivers the two-pronged entry this week, making Denver’s shortsightedness a loser, and Cleveland’s sheer luck a winner. I have a feeling both cities will be talking about this trade for years to come.