Sunday, November 21, 2010

Browns Town


McCoy rolls out and hits Massaquoi, but he was out of bounds.

Hillis up the gut for a chunk.

McCoy throws a screen to Hillis who BREAKS a tackle and goes for 47 yards! WOW!!

Mike Bell comes in to run the ball, and even the announcers call him Hillis. We're all very used to it I guess, haha!

McCoy avoids a sack and literally throws the ball into the hands of a Jags lineman. UNREAL, luckily the guy didn't catch it.

Offensive Pass Interference on Robiskie. He must be reading 'How to be an NFL Wide Receiver' by Braylon Edwards.

Hillis with a delayed draw run play. Picks up a chunk. Ways to go for a first.

3rd and 13...

Shotgun. McCoy throws it and Massaquoi cut to the sideline. Yuck.

Field Goal? Yep, Dawson on the field. 51 yard attempt.............

No good. Wide right. It had the distance.

"Too high." - Major League

16 Play Drive - Heck Yeah!


Browns piecing it together.

Loads of car commercials lately. Let's all hope the Auto Industry is on the rebound.

Just got a penalty for grabbing the inside of a guys helmet? Um, what??

First down for the Jags.

Mangini upset, good to see him showing some fire. He isn't invited to fish with us, however.

Josh Cribbs didn't make the trip with the Browns.

Maurice Jones Drew is small.

Rob Ryan's beer gut isn't. Haha! Nothing but love for the guy.

Garrard almost throws a pick! Pass broken up, looks like they'll have to punt.

Steelers up 7-3 on Oakland now.

Browns ball at the 19.

2nd Quarter featuring Ritz Crackers and Cheese


McCoy with ALL DAY to throw, yet nobody is open. He runs for a few.

McCoy throws a duck "QUACK" and it's tipped....weirdly...right into the hands of Massaquoi.

McCoy throws again to Evan Moore. Snags about 9.

McCoy is a magician! He eludes a sack, then dumps it off to Peyton Hillis who TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE! BOOMSHACKALACKA!

Dawson's kick is good.

Browns 7 - Jacksonville 3

Peyton Hillis vs Jacksoville Jaguars


Hillis with another carry to the right side. Big stiff arm!

3rd and 6...

McCoy in shotgun.

Throw to Stuckey for no gain.

Flag down. Fingers are crossed.

Fouls by both teams. SWEET. Geez.

Replay of the down I guess? We'll take it.

Cheapshot by the Jags on McCoy. Thugs.

Great throw to a slanting Stuckey!

FIRST DOWN BROWNS!

Haven't typed HILLIS in a while, I was having withdrawl.

I benched Ocho Cinco at the LAST SECOND in Fantasy Football today. He just scored. Sweet.

McCoy sacked.

False start by the Browns. Looking like the Browns of old right now.

Oakland beating the Steelers 3-0.

End of the 1st Quarter.

Browns 0 - Jacksonville 3

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Nasty Nate Thompson texted me asking if I was blogging today. I figured: why not?

Karissa just made us a cheese tray with crackers, so I'd say the game is off to a good start.

McCoy almost picked off early, and once again, the Browns offense is all Peyton Hillis. Either he runs the ball, or it's a screen to him. Obviously I'm a huge Hillis fan, but our offense is becoming VERY predictable.

Josh Scobee just kicked a short field goal to give Jacksonville a 3-0 lead. Now you're caught up.

I see tons of Geico commercials, but I honestly don't know ONE person who uses Geico for their insurance.

Temps are 80 degrees in Florida. It's a brisk 55 here in Mentor.

Browns with a return. Looked like we clipped a Jaguars player. Yep, flag came in late. Blake Costanzo with the block in the back.

I'm going to post smaller bits and pieces as the game goes on, just just full quarters. Hillis up the gut, gains a few.

I'd like to hang out with Joe Thomas. I wonder if he'd take me fishing? Yeah, probably not.

Hillis up the gut again, just shy of the 1st down.

If Joe Thomas did take me fishing, I'd want Hillis to come too. I'll provide the worms and beer.

Hillis has a Road Warrior looking facemask. Seriously, that thing looks like the front of a Dodge Ram truck!

McCoy with a quick pass to Massequoi. I probably butchered his name, but if he caught more balls, I'd try to learn how to spell his name. His drop last week hurt us just as much as Stuckey's fumble.

Ben Watson down hurt and is limping. Not good.

Browns get the first on the ground.

Run again to Hillis. Shocker.

Haven't heard Jerome Harrison's name since we traded him. I do think he'd be a nice change of pace back from Hillis.

Screen pass to Hillis.

Run by Hillis.

Seeing a trend?

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Which Ryan is it?

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2010/11/10/rex-ryan-dresses-as-brother-rob-ryan-for-press-conference

Funny!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Browns, Hillis capitalize on terrible Broncos trade

Maybe the hooded sweatshirt was hanging over Josh McDaniels’ eyes the entire 2009 season. Or maybe he never took the time to watch all of the Denver Broncos’ game film from 2008. Or maybe Mike Holmgren and the Cleveland Browns’ new front office is a whole lot smarter than we realized.

Or maybe there’s no reasonable explanation for how Peyton Hillis(notes) ended up where he is – sparking the suddenly feisty Browns, and leaving Broncos fans writhing in agony over the worst trade of last offseason.

Where is Brady Quinn(notes) these days? You’ll find him scraping barnacles off the bottom of the depth chart, languishing behind Tim Tebow(notes). Yes, that’s the guy whom McDaniels traded Hillis for – he of the career 66.8 quarterback rating and 52 percent completion rate. And it wasn’t even a straight up player-for-player deal. Denver kicked in a sixth-round pick in 2011 and a conditional pick in 2012 to sweeten the pot. Nothing like a couple of bamboo shoots under the fingernails on draft day to remind fans of a team’s brain-searing roster machinations.


The Browns’ Peyton Hillis rushed for 184 yards and two touchdowns vs. the Patriots.
(Tony Dejak/AP Photo)

Of course, you could give Hoodie Jr. a pass and say that there was no way McDaniels could have known Hillis would be a player who almost singlehandedly destroyed Hoodie Sr. (Bill Belichick) and the Patriots, en route to 220 yards from scrimmage (including 184 yards rushing) and two touchdowns – a guy who through eight games is on pace to rush for 1,288 yards and score 16 total touchdowns.

You could say McDaniels couldn’t have known, and you’d be right. He couldn’t, because McDaniels never took the time to try and know what Hillis was capable of accomplishing. Despite Hillis’ five yards per carry average and five TDs in a meager 68 rushing attempts in 2008, he didn’t get a sniff when McDaniels took over. Instead, the new regime, in its infinite wisdom, went out of its way to try almost anyone at running back other than Hillis. They drafted Knowshon Moreno(notes), signed J.J. Arrington(notes) (then cut him and signed him again), and scooped up injury-addled veterans Correll Buckhalter(notes) and LaMont Jordan(notes). And into the abyss Hillis went, never to be heard from again in 2009, save for 13 meaningless carries in 14 games.

The truth is, McDaniels never believed in Hillis, and the running back said as much when he joined Cleveland this offseason. Maybe only Hillis believed in himself, since nobody in the media (including me) was shooting a thumbs-up in Cleveland’s direction at the time of the deal. Just like nobody talked about Hillis when they lauded the sick talent in the University of Arkansas’ backfield in 2007, yammering non-stop about Darren McFadden(notes) and Felix Jones(notes), and almost never saying a word about Hillis.

Hindsight is cruel in the NFL, and Hillis’ success is downright merciless for a Broncos team that can’t run the football (last in the NFL heading into this weekend) and has watched Moreno struggle to stay on the field.

So Hillis delivers the two-pronged entry this week, making Denver’s shortsightedness a loser, and Cleveland’s sheer luck a winner. I have a feeling both cities will be talking about this trade for years to come.