Un-freakin-believable!Thursday, March 19, 2009
Another overpaid thug bites the dust
Un-freakin-believable!Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Something has to give.
Here's some food for thought.1. Ken Dorsey has the arm of a high school quarterback. Bench him. I understand he's a nice guy, and a super smart guy. That much I understand. Last I checked, we weren't handing out nice guy awards. Ask anyone that paid $50 for a ticket to sit there and watch Dorsey play - they'll tell you how much they don't care about how smart and nice he is. Trust me.
2. Josh Cribbs has a better arm. And he can run. And he's a threat to run. So - why not utilize his talents? Why not actually give defenses a reason to protect vs. the pass, instead of filling the box and shutting down Jamal Lewis?
which leads me to 3 & 4...
3. "Cribbs needs to return kicks" - blah blah blah. You want my 2 cents? Well, either you do because you're on my blog, or you don't, and you're going to get it anyways. Make Braylon Edwards return kicks. Yes, I'm serious. He doesn't do anything else. I'd do it. Make a statement.
4. Metsch brought up a good point today. Why aren't we running Jerome Harrison more? Why is he invisible? Jamal wasn't moving the ball Sunday. Why not try something else? Why did Dorsey throw the ball 30+ times? Seriously, a #3 QB that shouldn't be on the field (see Steptoe) throwing 30+ times? Unreal. If he's going to throw, how about play action passes to guys with speed (see Harrison).
I could go on and on.
- Disgruntled Salty
Monday, November 17, 2008
Some Sights & Sounds...
From the Cleveland Browns Monday Night Football Game...First off, the sound is off. It keeps making some very strange, almost corridor, type noise. It is officially driving me nuts. It's like an itch that you just can't scratch.
Browns with 2 interceptions (sue me, it's middle of the first quarter, and I was making popcorn, so this blog is a tad behind).
Braylon Edwards continues to kill drives, much like I want to kill the sound guy. It's Monday Night Football, not a Pee Wee Game. Get the equipment correct. Oh yeah, hey Braylon, catch the ball. It's what you're paid to do. We don't pay you to break hearts, Pretty Brady does that all on his own.
A Bills fan with his shirt off? Two words: Sick Day. I hope his boss saw him. Pink slip to go with his pink, frostbitten chest.
Willie McGinest continues to be a step too slow. They were talking about him not retiring. Are we going to pay him with a Golden Buckeye Card?
"I can't believe his bad his bands are. He runs good routes, gets open, out jumps everyone but can't catch." - Mike Yozipovich via text regarding Braylon Edwards. It's kind of like a great employee that never comes to work. Just isn't cornbread.
Shaun Rogers is being TRIPLE teamed. What did it lead to? A Brandon McDonald interception.
"Wow, Browns Defense stepping up!" - Shawn Conley via text.
Speaking of triple teamed, and the Browns defense, it reminds me of the MDP Burger. Moving on...
Brady Quinn is 1-7. Granted Braylon dropped one, but that'd make it 2-7. Just under threw K2, another Browns field goal. We must capitalize on these turnovers.
Trent Edwards with THREE first quarter interceptions? He must've warmed up with DA.
Gatorade Commercial; I do miss the glass bottles of Gatorade. I think it was better back then. However, I do like the Tiger Woods flavor or Gatorade.
Bills with a huge return to the 50 yard line. Boy are their fans ugly. People probably say that about Browns fans when we are on National TV and playing in Cleveland.
2:20 left in the 1st...
The Bills can NOT run up the middle. His name is Shaun Rogers. He'll be here all night. Go around. It's like trying to drive through an auto accident. Go around or go home.
Steve Johnson (who?) drops a Trent Edwards pass. He must've warmed up with Braylon Edwards. I'm so clever.
Cleveland Browns get the ball at the 4. The Bills ugly fans rejoice. Grab a nacho, it's going to be a long night.
At what point in your day/week do you decide you are going to lug in the wooden D and the wooden piece of fence? That's got to be a royal pain in the ass and the people behind you must say, "Great, the D-FENCE guy is back again. What a prick." I know I would.
Another TV timeout. A new Adam Sandler movie. Bedtime Stories. Sad to say, it looks like a bust. Speaking of busts, I wonder if Willie Green will text me to see where I'm watching the game. I know where he isn't watching the game at; Buffalo. Talk about a bust.
Brady Quinn can really effortlessly sling the football. Reminds me of a young Joe Strailey at Madison Avenue. Hey, it's my blog, I can write whatever I want. Get your own.
Pass Interference on the Bills defense. First down for the Browns! We'll take them any way we can.
Whoops...1st quarter ended. Gotta grab some iced tea.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Crennel (unfortunately) Speaks...
Crennel says he doesn't think his players quit on Thursday nightAssociated Press
BEREA, Ohio -- Cleveland Browns coach Romeo Crennel says he felt insulted by comments by some of his players that teammates quit in last week's loss to Denver. After the Broncos scored 21 points in the fourth quarter for a 34-30 win on Thursday, Browns running back Jamal Lewis accused some unnamed players of quitting. Lewis' sentiments were supported earlier this week by return specialist Joshua Cribbs. A displeased Crennel said he didn't think his players quit and any perception that they did was a poor reflection on him. Crennel spoke with his team Wednesday about focusing on next Monday's game against Buffalo. The Browns (3-6) have been one of the AFC's biggest disappointments after winning 10 games last season.
Salty's Thoughts: Romeo better be right, otherwise, he better be filling out applications ASAP. ps: sweet hair.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Broken Law in Cleveland?
With the Cleveland Browns defensive backs getting torched on a weekly basis, I still kind of wonder why they didn't sign Ty Law?Injuries? Attitude? Age? Money?
Then I read today the Jets signed him. I'm not saying Ty Law would've saved the day, or been a savior of any sort, but I don't think his experience could've hurt our team. Isn't that why we are overpaying Willie McGinest? McGinest has running back bounce off of him week in and week out, yet he gets plenty of playing time. Too much time in my eyes.
Anyways, here's the link to the Jets signing. Law is in order...in New York.
Link.
This Is What We're Paying For?
By James Walker ESPN.com
BEREA, Ohio -- With an extended weekend off to think about the state of the team, there are players within the Cleveland Browns' locker room who believe teammates quit during last week's 34-30 loss to the Denver Broncos.
In the aftermath of the Denver game, which Cleveland last after giving up 21 fourth-quarter points, Browns running back Jamal Lewis was the first to bring up the subject of quitting. On Monday, as Cleveland began its week of preparation for next Monday's game against Buffalo, several players agreed with his sentiments. "When you have a team like that that comes into our house and we're capable of beating them, that's the first thing that comes to mind,'' wide receiver Josh Cribbs said Monday. "We can't figure out what, man, but that's what it looked like -- some guys quit. ... We know if everybody didn't quit, we would have won that ballgame.''More...
Salty's Thoughts: Players quitting? That's what we sacrifice our Sunday, our money, and our hearts to on a weekly basis? This seems like an abusive relationship. Thumbs way down.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
A chat with little Bernie ...

LITTLE BERNIE: Hi Coach. I want to send you a letter because my dad reeded me your story when I was eating Cookie Crisp this morning."
Monday, November 3, 2008
BROWNS SPUTTERING OFFENSE
By: CoachAnd the Browns blow another one.
Leading 27-13 with 1:10 to go in the 3rd quarter, the Ravens scored 24 unanswered points over the final 16 minutes of the game.
Go Browns. Instead of improving to 4-4, we dropped to 3-5.
Allow me to play Devil's Advocate for a minute. Let's say the Browns hold on to beat the Ravens yesterday and the Steelers lose to the Redskins tonight. The AFC North standings would have been:
Pittsburgh 5-3 -
Cleveland 4-4 1 back
Baltimore 4-4 1 back
Cincinnati 1-8 4.5 back
We'd be right where we need to be in correcting that despicable 0-3 start to the season. Instead, the Browns lost and as our luck will more than likely have it, the Steelers will gain another game over us with a win over the 'Skins. And the standings will be:
Pittsburgh 6-2 -
Baltimore 5-3 1 back
Cleveland 3-5 3 back
Cincinnati 1-8 5.5 back
If you comb over the box score from yesterday's game you will see that Anderson completed 17 passes. Nine of those were to Edwards (4 recpt, 86 yds rec, 1 TD) and Winslow (5 recpt, 64 yds rec).
With these two marquee players clicking like they were over the first three quarters, why not throw to them when the game is on the line and potentially slipping away?
Part of the problem with the Browns' ugly 4th quarter performance yesterday was play calling. But the other issue was the fact that Anderson's field vision was subpar – as is always the case lately it seems.
Take a look at this play calling and Anderson's target receivers as the game was winding down yesterday:
The Browns ran the ball during that span eight times for 23 yards (Lewis 13, Anderson 8 and Wright 2). There was even one instance when we were losing and it was 2nd and 11, and Anderson handed off to Lewis for a 3-yard gain, leaving us with a 3rd and 8.
The Browns passed 12 times during the Ravens comeback. Anderson completed only 3 of those passes for 21 yards. He was picked off once (the one that was returned for a score). Of his 12 passes with the game on the line, look at who he targeted:
PLAYER TARGET RECPT YDS
Steptoe 3 1 3
Edwards 3 0 0
Wright 2 1 12
Sanders 2 0 0
Winslow 1 1 6
Harrison 1 0 0
Twelve pass attempts while trying to win the game, and Anderson was 1-for-4 throwing to his playmakers, generating a whole 6 yards.
The Browns lost yesterday's game because they felt as though 27 points against the Ravens was enough. It wasn't. And when the Ravens started clicking over the final 16-plus minutes, the Browns were playing to protect a lead and run the clock instead of playing to put more points on the board.
And when the Ravens had a 37-27 lead, it was too late. The offense was out of sync and the role players were relied upon too heavily.
Maybe now the light will be seen by BB Romeo and he will realize just how mediocre and inconsistent Anderson really is, and Quinn will get a shot under center.
BROWNS AND THE ELUSIVE 3-GAME WINNING STREAK
The last time the Browns had a 3-game winning streak was last season. The three teams they BARELY beat: Miami (41-31), St. Louis (27-20) and Seattle (33-30, OT).
Last 3-game win streak prior to that? Try seven years ago. It was weeks 2-4 of the 2001 season, when the Browns beat: Detroit (24-14), Jacksonville (23-14) and San Diego (20-16).
OHIO STATE HAVING NO SO BAD A SEASON: JUST LOOK AT MICHIGAN
So how spoiled are we to think that Ohio State is having an "off" year, considering they are 7-2 and ranked No. 11 in the BCS?
Our two losses came against No. 7 USC (7-1) and No. 3 Penn State (9-0). That ain't so bad. Sure, the Buckeyes don't beat up and score on teams like they used to in the late 90s. But heck, they are still strong title contender most years. And when Ohio State is not competing for a title, they still usually end up in the Top 10.
Take a gander at their final AP ranking over the last seven years compared to Michigan:
YEAR OSU UM
2002 1 9
2003 4 6
2004 20 14
2005 4 NR
2006 2 8
2007 5 18
*2008 12 NR
*currently
Look at how Michigan is doing this year and be grateful we are not in their shoes. The Wolverines are sitting pretty low at 2-7. They've lost to Utah and Toledo this year! One of their wins came against Miami (Ohio) and that score was only 16-6!
You would have to go back to 1897 to find the last Ohio State team that lost at least 7 games. In 1988, the Buckeyes had 7 games in which they did not win, but finished 4-6-1. The 1897 team finished 1-8.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tailgate Menu for Sunday
Pickle and Relish DishCracklin Rosie Corn Bread
Bacon and Gorgonzola Potato Salad
Buffalo Chicken Wraps w/ all the toppings!
BLAZIN BROWNS Baked Beans (FULLY LOADED!!)
DUDE' 'RANCH PORKCHOPS!
Finishing Touch: Raven Pie Bites (Assorted Mini Pies Custom Built for Tailgating)
AND! CLEVELAND BROWNIES!
Salty's Thoughts: Can't wait. Jam out.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Are the Browns better...
without K2?The more I watch, and the more I see it, I think they are.
Steve Heiden is a MUCH better blocker, and has proven in his last 2 starts (and in previous games with the Browns before this season) that he has very capable receiving skills.
The offense seems to sputter when K2 is on the field. Is it because defenses know he won't/can't block?
I'm not sure what it is, and I'm surely not against K2 in any way, but I have to ask again; Are the Browns better without K2?
Thoughts?
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Browns TE Winslow could face discipline for comments on GM
ESPN.com news servicesBEREA, Ohio -- Browns coach Romeo Crennel confirmed Monday that tight end Kellen Winslow was hospitalized last week with a staph infection and that he may discipline the Pro Bowler for
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Salty's Thoughts: zip it K2. Don't blame you for being bummed that Savage didn't call you, but Savage did pay you after you were playing Stuntman on your motorcycle. (remember the thumbs up, Kellen?)
Browns Need A Change Under Center
By Mark "Coach" CatalanoWhen will the powers that be who run the Cleveland Browns – Phil Savage, Rob Chudzinski and Romeo Crennel – finally get it through their thick skulls that Derek Anderson should not be the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns?
I mean, everybody outside of Scappoose, Ore., knows that Derek Anderson's place in the National Football League is as a backup. He's only a slightly better version of Charlie Frye.
I love the Cleveland Browns but I hate to see them like this, with so much potential hidden behind a clipboard, lurking in the shadows of a coach with a 65–inch waist.
So what will it take for Savage, Chud and "Big Belly" Romeo to finally see the light? I've got it! Maybe just another 5-11 or 6-10 season. Ho-hum, those are a dime a dozen in Northest Ohio.
The Browns looked really bad against the Redskins in Week 7 and I honestly thought that each time Cleveland regained possession that Brady Quinn would be under center. Never happened though.
If you look at the one bright spot this season, the thrashing of the defending-champion Giants on national television Week 6, the Browns looked bad even in that game. When I think back to it, the one thing that stands out in my mind is how often the Browns were penalized and how they somehow found a way to continue their drives looking like clueless fools. I think the Browns were more shocked than the Giants. Did you see the look on Jamal Lewis' face through his facemask when they'd show replays of his few decent rushes? It was the same expression you'd expect to see adorn the face of a man stepping out of jail for the first time in 30 years. Like, "Holy cow! This is what it's like out here!"
Perhaps Anderson is still under center because of the three-year contract extension he signed this offseason that gives him $14 million in guaranteed money. I mean, how can "BB" Romeo justify benching a guy who eats up so much of your team's payroll. Maybe they're keeping him at the helm with their fingers crossed, hoping and praying he can string together 3 to 4 respectable games so they can dump him off to another team that is in need of a quarterback. Because the way it looks right now, nobody is going to touch Anderson and his contract with the way he's played thus far.
In two preseason games he was 8-for-15 for 40 yards, with one TD and no picks. In six regular season games this year, his completion percentage is below 50 percent and his quarterback rating is a dismal 62.9. He was sacked 14 times in 16 games a year ago. This year he's already been taken to the turf nine times in just six games.
Take away the Giants game in Week 6, and Anderson has not thrown more than one touchdown pass in any other single game. Take away the Giants game and he has four TD passes to six INTs. His single-game quarterback ratings – excluding the Giants game, of course – have all been less than 75, and he's completed less than 60 percent of his passes in four games this year.
Why draw a strike through the Giants game? Because it was a lucky one. It was the first time he's actually put together a quality game against a legitimate contender.
Take for example last season. The Browns' schedule was much easier than it is this year and all the team did was beat most of the teams that it was supposed to have beaten.
Week 1 vs. Pittsburgh. Anderson completed only 46 percent of his passes. Threw for 184 yards and had a rating of 65.2.
Week 5 vs. New England. Anderson completed 51 percent of his passes, threw three picks and had a rating of 59.0.
Week 10 vs. Pittsburgh. Anderson completed 45 percent of his passes for just 123 yards.
And really the only other good team the Browns played last year was Buffalo. Sure the game was a blizzard, but let the record show Anderson completed just 37 percent of his throws for 137 yards and a QB rating of 57.1.
Those four contests were the only difficult ones for Anderson and the Browns in 2007. The rest of last year's schedule was against Cincinnati twice, Baltimore twice, Oakland, Miami, St. Louis, Seattle, Houston, Arizona, New York (Jets) and San Francisco. Yes, I am counting Seattle as a feeble team because they choke in games outside their division consistently every year and we all know they have historically dominated probably the weakest division in football.
Of those 12 games against pushovers, Anderson padded his overall season statistics in roughly 4-5 of them with big games for lots of yardage and touchdown passes, and good completion percentages and QB ratings. Oh yeah, and in the other 7-8 games against lackluster teams he churned out mediocre performances while other players like Lewis and Josh Cribbs shined.
I don't want to even start talking about Anderson's performance in the Pro Bowl. So we will just continue and jump straight to my point that Derek Anderson looks better than he really is. You know, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning make other players on their teams better. With the Browns, it's the other players on the team who make Derek Anderson better. Lewis, Braylon Edwards, Kellen Winslow and Joe Jurevicius are just flat out quality football players. Joe Thomas is a stud who could find a way to block a King Ranch F-350. Carefully put these pieces together and as long as they are healthy it does not matter who is at the helm of the Cleveland offense and the man in command will look halfway decent. Heck, you could've thrown Joey Harrington or (ready for this?) TIM COUCH in there, and the Browns still would have won 10 games a year ago. Why? Because the players around the quarterback are that good, and Chudzinski's offensive mind is off the chain.
So there is a clear explanation as to why Cleveland was 10-6 last year, narrowly missing the playoffs, and why they are 2-4 this season. That's because last year the Browns had one of the weakest schedules in football and this year they have one of the most difficult.
Take a minute and look at how the team has done overall and how they stack up against the rest of the league. In 2007 the Browns were No. 8 in total offense, averaging 351.3 yards per game. This year? Try No. 30, averaging about 100 ypg less at 255.5. Why? Strength of sked!
Passing the ball last year the Browns were No. 12. This year No. 28. Rushing last year No. 10. Rushing this year No. 24. Yes, the running game has suffered this year and that is only because opposing defenses are not respecting the pass. The only real bright spot for the Browns has been their defense – believe it or not!
Last year the Browns defense was ranked No. 30 with an easy schedule. This year they are ranked No. 18 with a tough schedule. Against the pass last year they were No. 24. This year the Cleveland defense is No. 7!
Average score from a year ago? Browns 25.1. Opponents 23.9. Those numbers are the ingredients for what makes very exciting games!
The hype was reminiscent of what it was like in 80s. On offense Anderson was our Bernie Kosar. Lewis was our Earnest Byner/Kevin Mack back, combining power and speed. Winslow was our Ozzie Newsome, always there, catching everything. Edwards was our Webster Slaughter, the big play guy. Jurevicius was our Brian Brennan, the sure-handed, clutch receiver. Cribbs was our Gerald "Ice Cube" McNeil, finding a way to make punt and kick returns exciting week-in and week-out. Thomas was our Cody Risien, making all the key blocks when we needed 'em most. On defense there was really nothing much to talk about last year. I can draw no comparisons. But on special teams, along with the Cribbs-McNeil comparison, you could say that Phil Dawson and Dave Zastudil were about as clutch as Matt Bahr and Jeff Gossett from those mid-80s teams. The Browns buzz was running rampant! Fans were painting their faces and eating dog bones again!
But then, average score this year? Browns 15.3. Opponents 17.7. Back to resembling more of the expansion Browns than those of the glorious 80s playoff teams.
So why not bench Anderson after one of the numerous drives that have stalled due to his inaccurate passing and inability to simply make something happen, and go with fan-favorite Brady Quinn – the hometown boy? I don't get it!
Crennel can't speak of inexperience anymore. Quinn has been standing on the sidelines for quite some time. How can a guy get experience unless you put him into a regular season game. Quinn has been under center during the regseas for about 20 snaps – and that was against the 49ers in Week 17 of last year. This guy knows the offense, probably better than Anderson. In fact, I'd bet my tackle box on it. I say that simply because the man is just flat out smarter. He double-majored at Notre Dame in finance and political science. Anderson majored in liberal studies at Oregon State. Yep, he's a real Beaver.
All Quinn played in 2007 were three preseason games, mostly in the fourth quarter, and one regular season game (2 drives in Week 17). In those four total games, he was 32-for-53 (60.3 comp pct.), for 345 yards, 3 TDs and 1 INT. He was not sacked once!
So far in 2008, Quinn has not taken a regular season snap. This is a travesty! In his four preseason appearances this year he completed 41 of 62 passes (66.1 comp pct.), for 428 yards, 1 TD and 1 INT. He was sacked just once.
In his first seven NFL games (combined preseason and regular season), Quinn has completed 73 of 115 passes (63.5 comp pct.), for 773 yards, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, and has been sacked one time.
Quinn is younger, more physically fit, smarter, more athletic and can take a hit (when he actually does get hit, because he is also more astute in the pocket than Anderson), so why not order him to shed the ballcap and strap up with the big boys? What are we waiting for? Lets get rid of the Baltimore Ravens' sixth round pick from 2005, and play the Cleveland Browns' first round pick from 2007.
With the way the AFC is going lately, a team could possible snag a Wild Card spot at 9-7. But then again, Cleveland would have to go 7-3 the rest of the way. And with Anderson under center, I just don't know that they can do that.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Trick...
Browns Win the Super Bowl!!
Well, kinda.As we walked into the game, we made a pact:
If the Browns get destroyed, let's not get upset, instead, let's enjoy the Monday Night Football atmosphere.
As we walked out, the conversation was:
Did that just happen? I'm still in shock. Boy, Downtown sure is packed.
Traffic leaving was horrid. We should've just grabbed a beer.
I got home at 1:30am. Couldn't fall asleep 'til 3.
Did the Browns win the Super Bowl? Not even close.
Did it feel kinda like it? You have no idea.
- Salty
Monday, October 13, 2008
Tailgate Sponsor...what?
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Stop by our tailgate spot in Muni for a cold one...Revive that is!
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- Salty
5 hour countdown...
Unfortunately I am a bit worried that the Browns may get blown out and be embarrased.
I've told myself: Go to the game (and the bars before!) and enjoy the atmosphere. Enjoy the sights and sounds of Monday Night Football.
Hell, it may be the last Monday Night game we'll see in Cleveland for quite a while...
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Lovely.
Browns TE Winslow Misses PracticeBerea, OH -- (Sports Network) - Cleveland Browns starting tight end Kellen Winslow missed Thursday's practice with an undisclosed illness.The Browns, coming off a bye, are unsure of Winslow's availability for Monday night's tilt against the New York Giants. The Miami-Florida product has recorded 19 receptions for 170 yards and a touchdown thus far for 1-3 Cleveland. Starting right tackle Kevin Shaffer (concussion)) also missed Thursday's practice session and his status for Monday is also unknown.Copyright 2008 Courtesy of The Sports Network
Salty's Thoughts: He better play. It's Monday Night against the champs. Be there, K2, Be there. ps: his arms look intense in that pic.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Browns + Boss = Amazing.
With Bruce Springsteen jamming at halftime of the Super Bowl this year, I figured it had to be my year.I mean, if I'm going to pony up $2,000 to see the Browns in the Super Bowl, may as well catch a few songs of The Boss as well, right?
Well, at least we know Bruce will be there. The Browns however may shatter another dream of mine.
Either way, Springsteen at halftime is huge. Be there, be aware.
Just in case...
Ok, so let's say the Browns get whipped by the Giants. Let's say Derek Andersen blows the game.We leave the Monday Night game with a short week, and presumably a new starting quarterback in Brady Quinn.
Well, if that's the case, it's time to check out the NFL Draft!
Click here to check out Scout Inc's Top 32 NFL Prospects.
Note there are 2 Buckeyes in the top 6!
Thoughts?
ESPN Power Rankings - NFL
ESPN has the Browns ranked 25th in their newest Power Rankings.Where do you think the Browns belong? Click below to read the whole article.
"Following the bye, the Browns are finally healthy. Let's see what they're really made of when they play host to the Giants next game."
