Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Which Ryan is it?
Funny!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Browns, Hillis capitalize on terrible Broncos trade
Maybe the hooded sweatshirt was hanging over Josh McDaniels’ eyes the entire 2009 season. Or maybe he never took the time to watch all of the Denver Broncos’ game film from 2008. Or maybe Mike Holmgren and the Cleveland Browns’ new front office is a whole lot smarter than we realized.
Or maybe there’s no reasonable explanation for how Peyton Hillis(notes) ended up where he is – sparking the suddenly feisty Browns, and leaving Broncos fans writhing in agony over the worst trade of last offseason.
Where is Brady Quinn(notes) these days? You’ll find him scraping barnacles off the bottom of the depth chart, languishing behind Tim Tebow(notes). Yes, that’s the guy whom McDaniels traded Hillis for – he of the career 66.8 quarterback rating and 52 percent completion rate. And it wasn’t even a straight up player-for-player deal. Denver kicked in a sixth-round pick in 2011 and a conditional pick in 2012 to sweeten the pot. Nothing like a couple of bamboo shoots under the fingernails on draft day to remind fans of a team’s brain-searing roster machinations.
(Tony Dejak/AP Photo)
Of course, you could give Hoodie Jr. a pass and say that there was no way McDaniels could have known Hillis would be a player who almost singlehandedly destroyed Hoodie Sr. (Bill Belichick) and the Patriots, en route to 220 yards from scrimmage (including 184 yards rushing) and two touchdowns – a guy who through eight games is on pace to rush for 1,288 yards and score 16 total touchdowns.
You could say McDaniels couldn’t have known, and you’d be right. He couldn’t, because McDaniels never took the time to try and know what Hillis was capable of accomplishing. Despite Hillis’ five yards per carry average and five TDs in a meager 68 rushing attempts in 2008, he didn’t get a sniff when McDaniels took over. Instead, the new regime, in its infinite wisdom, went out of its way to try almost anyone at running back other than Hillis. They drafted Knowshon Moreno(notes), signed J.J. Arrington(notes) (then cut him and signed him again), and scooped up injury-addled veterans Correll Buckhalter(notes) and LaMont Jordan(notes). And into the abyss Hillis went, never to be heard from again in 2009, save for 13 meaningless carries in 14 games.
The truth is, McDaniels never believed in Hillis, and the running back said as much when he joined Cleveland this offseason. Maybe only Hillis believed in himself, since nobody in the media (including me) was shooting a thumbs-up in Cleveland’s direction at the time of the deal. Just like nobody talked about Hillis when they lauded the sick talent in the University of Arkansas’ backfield in 2007, yammering non-stop about Darren McFadden(notes) and Felix Jones(notes), and almost never saying a word about Hillis.
Hindsight is cruel in the NFL, and Hillis’ success is downright merciless for a Broncos team that can’t run the football (last in the NFL heading into this weekend) and has watched Moreno struggle to stay on the field.
So Hillis delivers the two-pronged entry this week, making Denver’s shortsightedness a loser, and Cleveland’s sheer luck a winner. I have a feeling both cities will be talking about this trade for years to come.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Have the Browns found their identity?
The Cleveland Browns seem to be back to what they were once known for: smash-mouth football!Monday, September 27, 2010
State of Browns? Ehhh, iffy
Like the late, great Hal Lebovitz used to stay at the start of his News-Herald columns, "A little bit of this, a little bit of that ... "Sunday, September 12, 2010
Quarter 4 vs. Tampa Bay

Browns punt. Typical. C'mon man.
Mike Williams looking like Jerry Rice.
Cadillac runs for 4 yards.
Browns sack Freeman! TB will punt.
TB's defense is fired up. LET'S GO BROWNS!
3 and out.
TB third down, great play and huge first down. Shoot me man.
Browns 14 TB 10 8 minutes left
Freeman out throws a wide open TD.
TB scores. Flag down. Against us.
Typical Browns, welcome back.
"These are two very bad teams" - Shawn VanHuss
Delhomme throws another pick.
Cadillac running over us.
TAMPA BAY FUMBLES!!
Hillis gets the first!
Browns going for it on 4th and we get a false start. You must be kidding me.
4th and ballgame.
Way over thrown. Game over. I'm signing off, can't stand this shit.
Quarter 3 vs. Tampa Bay

Just saw a penalty flag thrown very close to a players helmet. Jeff Tripplett threw it. Didn't he learn his lesson?
Delhomme working the tight ends. Looking solid early in Q3.
Peyton Hillis is pure beast.
And Hillis fumbles again. Really making me eat my words. Unreal.
Browns D looking good, thankfully.
Cribbs with zero return.
Delhomme looks hurt.
NE is working the Bengals.
TB moving the ball slowly.
Cadillac looking explosive. Flag will bring that run back. Whew.
Matt Forte going off on the receiving end.
Hey look, Houston is beating Indy!
Cribbs fumbles the kick. TB saying they have it.
Blake Costanzo recovered it! HERO!
Delhomme another risky throw.
Fail to get a 1st. Again.
Detroit beating Chicago.
Cadillac dicing us up.
Kellen Winslow just almost made great catch. Dropped it. Memory lane, ha.
Seneca Wallace in the game.
Cribbs at QB though. Wildcat produces zero.
Delhomme throws to Cribbs.
Quarter 2 vs. Tampa Bay

Cribbs throws to Seneca Williams. Nice!
Delhomme throws a duck. Could've been a TD.
Browns D holds strong. NICE!
Cribbs with a nice return.
Hillis drops the ball. SON OF A BITCH.
Browns recover.
HARRISON WITH A HUGE RUN!!
Missed a few plays. Buffalo Chicken Dip and chicken nuggets were done. MMMMMM.
BROWNS INTERCEPT after a Cadillac run! YEAH BOY!
Delhomme throws a duck INT. Unreal.
TB scores. Shoot me.
Seriously, 20 seconds left in the half and we do that. Lost all momentum.